Oh, I know him well! Good ol' whatamacallit with the padlocks, seems to follow me and a couple of others around. Keep it clean, young man.
Airman Jim was in the Radio Shop using the engraving tool to put his name on his tools. He looked up to see the Sergeant, who had more stripes than Jim had arm, and Jim's a real big fella, played defensive end for Ol' Miss', looking over his shoulder.
"Whatcha doin', boy??
"Putting my name on my tools, Sir".
"Issat so when they find your channel locks in the jet engine, they can return em to you???"
"Ohhh..."