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  • Member since
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  • From: Vancouver, the "wet coast"
...and now, just for laughs
Posted by castelnuovo on Wednesday, March 18, 2020 3:22 PM

 

Chuck Norris got the virus. After 2 weeks of agonizing pain, the virus died.

 

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    January 2017
  • From: Colorado Springs
Posted by mawright20 on Wednesday, March 18, 2020 4:35 PM
Just think about the potential 'baby boom' at the end of the year, early next year. In the mid-2030s they will have a generation of their own...Quaran-Teens!
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  • From: Honolulu, Hawaii
Posted by Real G on Wednesday, March 18, 2020 4:53 PM

Wait... aren’t people supposed to be at home WORKING?  What’s that?  OK never mind.

I volunteered to stay at the office to watch for looters while working in a nice, quiet, pet/kid free, air conditioned environment.  Someone’s gotta make the sacrifice.

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    March 2007
  • From: Northeast WA State
Posted by armornut on Wednesday, March 18, 2020 5:32 PM

   Funny I just yesterday while out practicing our " social distancing"....had to get my truck washed, in about 9mos or so we may have another worldwide problem.....THE GREAT HUGGIES SHORTAGE OF 2021!!

we're modelers it's what we do

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  • From: Honolulu, Hawaii
Posted by Real G on Wednesday, March 18, 2020 6:24 PM

Don't laugh Armornut, that shortage might come sooner than you expect.  I just came back from Wally-Mart during my lunch break to get my cat some kan food, and the shelves are looking crazy bare.  But the pet supplies are fully stocked.  WTH, nobody's thinking of Fido?  Don't forget your pets' needs everybody.

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Posted by GMorrison on Wednesday, March 18, 2020 6:30 PM

I'm prepared!

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Posted by armornut on Wednesday, March 18, 2020 6:51 PM

   Real G my second observation, pet food was abundant, kitty litter is getting alittle sketchy....maybe cause cat parents see the potential of the litter box....but ya what about the pooches or kitties? 

    LOVE!!!! The Cone of Shame..LOL Iam forever playing with my goatee and mustache. LOL I should put one on and go into town just for fun!!! HILARIOUS.

we're modelers it's what we do

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  • From: Twin Cities of Minnesota
Posted by Don Stauffer on Thursday, March 19, 2020 9:53 AM

Real G

Wait... aren’t people supposed to be at home WORKING?  What’s that?  OK never mind.

...

Since I'm retired, I'm home modeling :-)

 

Don Stauffer in Minnesota

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  • From: Mansfield, TX
Posted by EdGrune on Thursday, March 19, 2020 10:23 AM

My wife is a lactation consultant [ok boys, go ask your mother what that is!],  this is what is circulating among her workgroup texts

https://news.yahoo.com/women-making-coronavirus-face-masks-121100018.html

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  • From: Boise ID area
Posted by modelcrazy on Thursday, March 19, 2020 10:34 AM

EdGrune

My wife is a lactation consultant [ok boys, go ask your mother what that is!],  this is what is circulating among her workgroup texts

https://news.yahoo.com/women-making-coronavirus-face-masks-121100018.html

 

In the US, those would cover the entire face.

I thought about the furry kids and bought an extra month of food and chews.

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  • From: SW Virginia
Posted by Gamera on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 10:17 AM

Funny stuff there guys!!! 

I noticed the local convenience store now has Tootsie-Pop scented hand sanitizer. 

 

On what planet is this a good idea!?!?

1) I use Tootsie-Pop hand sanitizer. 

2). My hands now smell like chocolate. 

3). Since my hands smell like chocolate I lick my fingers. 

4). I come down with every disease in the world... Dead

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

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Posted by Mopar Madness on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 10:42 AM

I posted this on another topic but it seems most appropriate here!

Chad

God, Family, Models...

At the plate: 1/144 Revell Snowberry

On deck: 1/48 Tamiya Fw 190A4

In the hole: 1/48 Hasegawa Fw 190A4

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Posted by German Armour on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 10:50 AM

Big Smile

 Never give up, never quit, never stop modelling.Idea

 

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Posted by Cdn Colin on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 12:26 PM

What do you call a blind doe?

 

I build 1/48 scale WW2 fighters.

Have fun.

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  • From: Barrie, Ontario
Posted by Cdn Colin on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 3:21 PM

Cdn Colin

What do you call a blind doe?

 

 

No eye deer, anybody?

I build 1/48 scale WW2 fighters.

Have fun.

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  • From: Franklin Wi
Posted by Bakster on Tuesday, March 24, 2020 3:56 PM

A friend sent me some funnies. 

 

 

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Posted by ikar01 on Wednesday, March 25, 2020 6:48 PM

We were told there was a ship arriving tonight with a shipment of paper towels and T.P. As soon as it docks they will off-load it and get it to us.  

Can't wait for the Edmond Fitzgerald to arrive.

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  • From: Sonora Desert
Posted by stikpusher on Thursday, March 26, 2020 12:18 AM

 

F is for FIRE, That burns down the whole town!

U is for URANIUM... BOMBS!

N is for NO SURVIVORS...

       - Plankton

LSM

 

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    November 2009
  • From: Twin Cities of Minnesota
Posted by Don Stauffer on Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:33 AM

ikar01

We were told there was a ship arriving tonight with a shipment of paper towels and T.P. As soon as it docks they will off-load it and get it to us.  

Cna't wait for the Edmond Fitzgerald to arrive.

 

Whose Fitz kit?

Don Stauffer in Minnesota

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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Thursday, March 26, 2020 10:22 AM

Yeah;

 Same here,Who's Fitz Kit?

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  • From: State of Mississippi. State motto: Virtute et armis (By valor and arms)
Posted by mississippivol on Friday, March 27, 2020 7:20 AM

Even the dark side is not immune...

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  • From: SW Virginia
Posted by Gamera on Friday, March 27, 2020 11:16 AM

Cdn Colin

 

 
Cdn Colin

What do you call a blind doe?

 

 

 

 

No eye deer, anybody?

 

 

That's horrible!!! Surprise

 

 

I wish I'd posted it... Big Smile

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

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    November 2009
  • From: SW Virginia
Posted by Gamera on Friday, March 27, 2020 11:20 AM

Bakster

A friend sent me some funnies. 

LOL.. great stuff guys!!! 

BTW: Gotta run to the grocery store this weekend... boss said I could borrow some of our lab safety equipment. 

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

  • Member since
    January 2012
  • From: Barrie, Ontario
Posted by Cdn Colin on Friday, March 27, 2020 11:22 AM

What do you call a blind fish?

I build 1/48 scale WW2 fighters.

Have fun.

  • Member since
    November 2009
  • From: SW Virginia
Posted by Gamera on Friday, March 27, 2020 11:27 AM

Cdn Colin

What do you call a blind fish?

 

DINNER!!!

 Wait, is that not right!?!

 

 

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

  • Member since
    January 2012
  • From: Barrie, Ontario
Posted by Cdn Colin on Friday, March 27, 2020 1:19 PM

Gamera

 

 
Cdn Colin

What do you call a blind fish?

 

 

 

DINNER!!!

 Wait, is that not right!?!

 

 

 

 

Nope.  A fsh.  No eyes.

I build 1/48 scale WW2 fighters.

Have fun.

  • Member since
    November 2009
  • From: SW Virginia
Posted by Gamera on Friday, March 27, 2020 1:42 PM

HAHAHHA!!

 

Took me awhile to get it since I have a brain the size of a walnut... Wink

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

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