Okay, I had my surgery yesterday (the 15th). It was scheduled for 7:30AM so my friend Arnold and I took a cab to the outpatient surgery department and got there a little before 6AM. A while later, went to the pre-operation area where I changed into one of those ever-so-stylish hospital gowns, then there was a short physical and a discussion with the surgeon and anesthesiologist. Finally I was wheeled to the OR.
The surgery went well; it even took less time to repair the double hernia than it did to repair the single hernia I had in 2008 and I was in the recovery room before 10AM. Now the big question was could I urinate on my own after the operation? (My bladder went "on strike" for about a day and a half following the 2008 operation and I had to use a catheter until it worked again.) If the answer is "yes," then I would be sent home afterward, if "no," I would have to be admitted overnight with a catheter like in 2008.
Well, for once in this ordeal, something went right and I was able to urinate. Once that was determined, boy those nurses couldn't get Arnold and I out of the hospital fast enough! They're like, "gottagonowgottagonowgottagonowotherpeopleneedtherecoveryroomgohomenowgohomenow" and I'm going "ulllllhhhhhh" because I'm barely awake from the anesthesia and want just to lie back down and rest for a while, and the nurses are "gottagohomenowgottagonowgottagonowgottago..." When I told my mother about this she said, "I'm surprised they didn't make you mop the floor on the way out!"
The surgery went well like I said, but of course the body reacts to such intrusion by bruising, swelling and discoloration. Because of where the surgery was done, right now, basically my entire "private area" is swollen, bruised and discolored, which I'm not happy about. The doctor says it's normal, but that doesn't make it any less distressing. I sometimes think these doctors need to be a little more cognizant of the fact that what is "normal" is not normal for the patient! After all, I'm not on the operating table getting a hernia repaired every day of the week!