I know , funny title . But is it ? Do You assume I am going to write something ? When you walk to your sink and pick up a glass , doesn't someone assume you are going to get a glass of water ? When you go to your room and disrobe , isn't it assumed you are going to shower ?
We , in life make many assumptions every day . Well , he has his left blinker on so he is going to turn left and guess what ? He or She Doesn't ! See we made an assumption based on what we observed . Or did we ? There is a neighborhood wide assumption that because of where I live I get intimate with my Landlady or her daughter . Or Both ! !
Now that is a funny one , really ! Why would I get emotionally involved with them .Yes , We all share the same house . Yes , we eat together and live together and sleep under the same roof . albeit in separate lockable rooms . We do it because of Money .They together , couldn't make the mortgage on their incomes.
Here's where I get into the equation . I lost a house to the county because of a shady seller .They were indebted to my late missus for moral and physical support at a very trying time . They wouldn't hear of me going to a retirement home or a crappy city housing area .
So I pay for Room and Board .This gets me a nice address , in a nice house , in a nice town . At an amount I can afford on Social Security . We now interact like family members . So WHY do folks assume that I " Have it made " concerning you know what ? I have a lady friend 45 miles from here .That's the way we like it . I get so tired of these younger folks ASSUMING anything else .
There's also assumptions that I buy and sell Models out of my garage .I don't know how many times in the not so hot days that someone walks up to the open garage door and asks " Can I see the models you have for sale "? I have never done that and never will .See , someone made an assumption because , I had them all out one day , for an inventory upgrade for insurance reasons .
Sure I had them stacked according to mfgr. and type .Best way to inventory . And yes they are part of a very large stash that , Yes , you assume right here ! It never seems to get smaller !
Hey kids , look at the spelling of the word please ? And to the rest of you , if you assume I am going to go away , Fuggedaboudit ! ! L.O.L. , L.O.L.