To toast or not to toast... That is the question.

Cadet Chuck

Many years ago, on a cold winter day, I lost patience with our balky toaster, and flunt it high into the air out the back door, where it crashed down on the cement patio and self-destructed.  I felt really good about that, but my wife will never let me forget it!

 

LOL. That is too funny. Your toaster must have been very bad to get that kind of special treatment. 

I am begining to think that we should start a Toaster Support Group.

Bakster

 

 

Devil Dawg

 

 

Bakster

 

mississippivol

That's when I show up the next day with a butane torch to start browning my toast 

 

Lol... That works. I am plum out of butane. So... today, I am bringing a muffin. No toasting involved. 

 

 

 

 

No microwave at the office, huh?

 

 

 

 

Actually, we have six microwaves. They don't toast toast very well though. 

 

Oh. I thought you were attempting to warm up some Pop-Tarts, at which a microwave does a pretty good job.

Devil Dawg

 

 

Bakster

 

 

Devil Dawg

 

 

Bakster

 

mississippivol

That's when I show up the next day with a butane torch to start browning my toast 

 

Lol... That works. I am plum out of butane. So... today, I am bringing a muffin. No toasting involved. 

 

 

 

 

No microwave at the office, huh?

 

 

 

 

Actually, we have six microwaves. They don't toast toast very well though. 

 

 

 

 

Oh. I thought you were attempting to warm up some Pop-Tarts, at which a microwave does a pretty good job.

 

Was going to suggest using a couple of rods to heat them up, but LT beat me to it.....Upside of that would be less people in the kitchen, and your toast or pop-tarts would be easy to find in the dark....

Thought I would share my "well DUUU" moment I just had.

So my wife bought me this new compressor and airbrush for my birthday. I was out in my modeling shed setting it all up and had the electric cord in my hand when a "Wave " of realization came over me....... I havent wired the shed for power yet !

And even if I had, the generator is under EVERYTHING in the shed!

It's somewhere below and behind that white bucket at the upper right in this picture!

Tim, welcome to Club Duuu! May I make one suggestion about the power. Be sure to have enough of it so that you can run a toaster too. One never knows when one will want a Poptart or something.

Thanks for sharing! lol...

Hmmm;

 You folks are all funny . here's one for you .  Generator is in the back of the car . Always has been . Now as for the toaster . I bet Don remembers this one . It is an old Dominion .You open the sides and put your bread in and then wait till you smell it . Open back up and switch sides .That way both sides of the bread get toasted .

    My Grandma bought it in 1940 at the hardware store ! It has been rewired and had new coils put in it , But it still works . No Flying toast for me ! The Hinges of the sides had to be rebuilt in about 1984 . Easy enough , Hard aluminum rivets ( long ) . I think that is called an appliance from " Back in the day ")   

   Remember , household appliances had fabric covered insulated cords and no plastic parts unless it was that hard plastic they used for knobs  Now , My new toaster ? It will launch toasted cat treats at least three feet somewhere ! Don't hover near it  ,you might get hit in the eye !      T.B.

Saw this the other night... LOLOLOLOL!!!!