Everybody is getting so serious!.
Guys and Ladies, C'mon now, we have to lighten up or the politicians will have us right where they want us. I for one am looking for a lightly used U.F.O. ( Prefer the Saucer shaped type.) Must have a range of at least 200 Parsecs.
I would offer up rides to the orbit between the Moon and Earth for those who just need to get away from all the B^&&%$##( for a while.) Coffee, Iced and Hot Tea and snacks are free. Steak and Taters optional. My Robot can't cook a hamburger without burning it !
Now the most important part of the ride. You must listen to a three hour tutorial about how Humans are the only ones to mess up where they live. All the while looking at that jewel like planet we are orbitting.
A planet so full of life it's getting crowded to unbelievable numbers. Yet, From Space, it is the most beautiful orb in our solar system! The life it's mainly full of is US!
So sit back and enjoy your trip and when I bring you back maybe you can help figger out how to make all critters on the planet live in peace.That means those Micro-Organisms that don't like us too! This is the only planet we have, so look at it, savor it and Live in Health and Peace on it. Me, I am going to Andromeda to visit the hobby Shop on the planet Phlubb in Gonna Gettit city!( Best translation).
Darned it, There I go looking at the Forbidden Planet Model Saucer and daydreaming agin. Silly old man!!