Tanker-Builder
...I am one of your favorite places.I have been for a while. But, now I am Dark and Uninviting and you can't see what's there. What Am I ?
"Picture, if you can, a little man in a rowboat."
"I cannot picture this."
"Are you familiar with Twiggli, the gnome who guards the Cave of Eternal Peril?"
"Yes! Yes!"
(from "Lothar of the Hill People", SNL, guest host Chris Evert)