OK.
I'm only going to admit this once....
30 some odd years ago, I was making a purchase at a little store in Telluride Colorado. I made the purchase left the store. I had walked about a block, and something didn't feel right . With my RIGHT hand, I reached around to my back right hand pocket.( that's wher I ALWAYS Carry my wallet)It wasn't there! I searched the ground, asked passers by if they had seen my wallet, and realised I MUST have left it in the store.
I get back to the store, and proceed to tell the staff I had lost my wallet there.
As I'm describing the wallet ( black leather Harly Davidson with a 3 foot chain attached to it ) the staff just stare at me and say nothing.
I start waving my arms around frantically....
when suddenly, I feel a tug on my LEFT hand .
Yep... I had been holding the wallet WITH THE CHAIN STILL ATTACHED TO MY BELT, in my left hand the whole time !!
I " wish" I could tell you I made the whole thing up...