Love These Hitler Model Rants

Heh heh, he's not kidding.  Lots of DML German armor kits have upwards of 1200 parts.  And the instructions are as the Fuhrer said, full of errors and omissions, and yes sometimes upside down.  

But once you try the 20 part jack and have glued on all 180 individual guide horns... OK yeah, most of us just give up.  I think that's why I sold off my DML German armor and went with Tamiya.  Blasphemy, I know.

That is hilarious! A very well done Hitler rant indeed! I've seen many incarnations of that scene and that's one of the best - thanks for sharing it.

Loved the phrase used to thin the group.

Now that's funny, did any one dare to tell him it's supposed to be fun.

That was fun. But now I wonder. Am I the only guy that likes those Dragon kits?

Tcoat

That was fun. But now I wonder. Am I the only guy that likes those Dragon kits?

 

 

No,I have enjoyed every German armor Dragon kit that I have built,and I have built them from very early on in my building career.

I never understood the big problem with their instructions either,following along carefully I have never had a problem.

Tojo72

 

 

Tcoat

That was fun. But now I wonder. Am I the only guy that likes those Dragon kits?

 

 

 

 

 

No,I have enjoyed every German armor Dragon kit that I have built,and I have built them from very early on in my building career.

I never understood the big problem with their instructions either,following along carefully I have never had a problem.

 

Good! I was feeling a bit alone for a second there. 

JoeSMG

A very well done Hitler rant indeed! I've seen many incarnations of that scene and that's one of the best

Ditto that. Well, I've seen 1 or 2 others, anyway.....

Thanks for some good morning laughs, Tojo.

   Pretty funny. I also like some Dragon kits....you want a challenge try AFV Club IMHO Dragon is simple by comparison. Atleast for armor.

One of the best 'translations' of this scene I've encountered. Special  to whoever came up with the line "Small...like Heydrich's Christmas card list..." 

LOL, you are not alone. They are quite pricey but I like them, they keep me busy for a while.

Tcoat

That was fun. But now I wonder. Am I the only guy that likes those Dragon kits?

 

 

My fave is the one with the Airfix Spitfire:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9qH27WUvc

Real G

My fave is the one with the Airfix Spitfire:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9qH27WUvc

Thanks, G, for linking that!

I about split my gut at "It's James May's fault...."!!!

Yeah, those model kit makers better clean up their act, or else the Fuhrer himself will be forced to act!

Thousands of parts, I can handle that.

Dragon kits ..... or is that Draggin' kit's?

Totally hilarious!

I almost laughed the muzzle brake right off my cannon......

     THANKS!

Beyond funny! Thanks!

Hi!

    I can picture that as he finds that the super 1/48 scale German Armor from Bandai is no More either! Total Yuks there, Loved it!