Helpful?? tip for dealing with the Spousal Unit.
Search through your kit boxes, and find the age warnings. Find one with just the right wording.
I have one box that says "10 years and older",,,,,when Anne, the Staff Sgt SWMBO gets all lathered up over how many kits are sitting around here,,,,,,,,,I just calmly show her that label and tell her that "I have only had that one for 7 years, so, it has 3 more years to go,,,,,,,,that one for only 2, it has 8 to go",,,,,,,,by the 3rd or 4th model, she busts out laughing.
Of course, then she walks away muttering things like "It's like living with a little boy", etc,,,,,,,,but, to be honest,,,,,the way we cut up all the time,,,,,,it is already pretty much like that for her, anyway.
Rex