Ah.
Plenty of reasons to be cautious, then.
The product I have some hopes for is named 'Pledge KlarPolish' and is intended for 'plastic floors [...] and gives [a] high gloss [finish]'.
According to the declaration, the stuff contains
Polykarboxilates: 15 - 30%
Non-ionic surface-active compounds: 0.2 - 5 %
(Yep. That's all it says.) Could it really be that I'm having the Elusive Future on my workbench...?
Doc