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A New Tool! Well for some of us maybe!

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  • Member since
    October 2019
  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
A New Tool! Well for some of us maybe!
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Sunday, May 30, 2021 9:39 AM

Hi; This is a tongue in Cheek post about a Tool.

       This tool is so versatile you can darned well change the world with it. It is as sharp as a razor and as dull as a stone! It can propel whole movements of Models through the work area! It can also keep the area confused and sloppy. It can slice, dice, and give you 5,000 H.P. when you need it. It does NOT have padded handles( Well maybe for some?) and it is portable.

         This Tool is mostly Gauranteed for life. But some folks refuse to use it to the max. No it does NOT have an on and off switch either(No safety devices here. Oh , by the way it has been found by the state of California, as dangerous to use) It can create problems where there none, and solve many of them too. It can react to B.S. as if it is the truth never knowing the difference. It does have a standby mode and I think most folks leave it in Neutral anyway.

        You can have yours today, Just send anyone who you truly trust, All your money from now on and let them lead You and the Tool around by the nose. Oh, I have never said what the Tool is have I ? It's the 7 pounds of Greyish Pink matter between your ears, I think they call it a BRAIN!

  • Member since
    March 2003
  • From: Towson MD
Posted by gregbale on Sunday, May 30, 2021 9:47 AM

And here I thought you were talking about duct tape, the handyman's friend.... Wink

Greg

George Lewis:

"Every time you correct me on my grammar I love you a little fewer."
 
  • Member since
    November 2009
  • From: Twin Cities of Minnesota
Posted by Don Stauffer on Tuesday, June 1, 2021 8:51 AM

Yep, I got it!

 

Don Stauffer in Minnesota

  • Member since
    October 2019
  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, June 1, 2021 9:08 AM

Hi Greg:

  That's a whole nuther Topic! Maybe? You want me to write the total uses found for Duct tape. There are thousands you know? From Clothes to Tools If it can be formed and used Duct Tape can do it. I know of someone that actually managed to make a Muzzle loading Pistol that worked out of one. It was a one Shot deal though!

  • Member since
    October 2019
  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, June 1, 2021 9:10 AM

Hi Don' A little laugh.

A neighbor boy and girl went swimming in the neighbor next door's pool. While they were eating a snack the girl says to the Boy " Hey!" Yer brain's leaking out" He had water running out of an ear when he tilted his head!

  • Member since
    March 2003
  • From: Towson MD
Posted by gregbale on Tuesday, June 1, 2021 9:13 AM

Tanker-Builder

Hi Greg:

  That's a whole nuther Topic! Maybe? You want me to write the total uses found for Duct tape. There are thousands you know? From Clothes to Tools If it can be formed and used Duct Tape can do it. I know of someone that actually managed to make a Muzzle loading Pistol that worked out of one. It was a one Shot deal though!

NASA used it to help save Apollo 13, and even to repair a lunar rover. That's good enough for me!Big Smile

Greg

George Lewis:

"Every time you correct me on my grammar I love you a little fewer."
 
  • Member since
    October 2019
  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, June 1, 2021 9:43 AM

Oh Yeah, on that, Greg.

  • Member since
    July 2019
  • From: Vancouver, British Columbia
Posted by Bobstamp on Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:21 PM

A member of my building's strata council recently suggested that we use "duck tape" -- not "duct tape" -- for a temporary repair while waiting for our handyman to arrive. That's Quackers!

Bob

On the bench: A diorama to illustrate the crash of a Beech T-34B Mentor which I survived in 1962 (I'm using Minicraft's 1/48 model of the Mentor), and a Pegasus model of the submarine Nautilus of 20,000 Leagues Under the Seas fame. 

  • Member since
    March 2020
  • From: South Florida
Posted by Having-fun on Monday, August 16, 2021 9:23 PM

You are being very charitable by assuming that every one has one of those brains, I know of some people who act like they do not have nothing between their ears, like some politicians..........................

Joe

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