I became an aerospace engineer and helped Man go to the Moon (it was a shame we couldn’t fund a permanent lunar base). I worked for DoD and helped win the Cold War (I got the campaign ribbon to prove it) without implementing Mutual Assured Destruction and exterminating humanity. I concocted various cover-stories that the Discovery Channel still thinks are true. I helped dream-up the Internet and was the “trusted source” who coined the term “network of networks” in popularizing it. Among my many interesting lives (I had what is sometimes called “a diagonal career”), I was Acquisition Certified Level 3 and occasionally a Contracting Officer's Technical Representative. I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.