I live in Honolulu, Hawaii. I am surrounded by ocean, but haven't been to the beach in 15 years or so. (Anyone remember that funny photo of how to spot a modeler based on their tan lines?)
BTW, after chatting with an older gent while on vacation in England, I would like to quell the rumor that Hawaii is overrun by drug money and machine guns. I think he confused reality with the TV show "Hawaii 5-O". Oh, and we refer to flip-flops as"rubbah slippahs" here. And the local dialect is not "the bird", it's pidgin. No one EVER said they "speak da bird". And dat, braddahs, is your Hawaiian lesson fo today!