My business telephone number, which isn't used much by outsiders for anything other than sales calls now:
We have a SF Chinatown sub area code. On the edge although now mostly on the cloud. 35 years of great business lunches but that might be a story for another day, gave a few eulogies to passed friends at banquets.
We get calls all the time in Mandarin.
I recorded a few and sent them to a Mandarin speaker associate.
"This is the Chinese Goverment. You will be deported immediately unless you pay us a fee to take your case to court".
Imagine that??!!
Bill