Well an unmarked package arrived today. Just a city and state for an address. Odd? The mailman managed to dodge all the claymores and trip wires the wife has set up. Poor mailmen and UPS and Fed Ex guys. Wife keeps score on her boot!
Anyways she took the package and opened it alone in the bathroom and it turns out to be a SS gift. Maybe? Reason I say maybe is it is wrapped like a present. Ribbon, bow, extc,,,, but the entire job even the bow is made from silver duct tape. How ingenius! This is a fellow after me own black heart. Thankyou very kindly.
Wife was upset because she has no tree up yet so I stuck it in the airconditioner went where it blends right in.
If it isn't a faux paw! Or what ever that french word is for ediquette following error. I should post a photo of this persons incredible effort. I am just mad I never thought of this myself! No worrys about early opening as I can start now and may get to the box lid by Dec 25th! Thank you again it is here safe and plenty early to give me time to unwrap it!. Where is that bottle of goo gone at?
PS the gun is for when I find the return address!