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sfcmac wrote: | Well quiet enough to hear the bilge rats passing gas to be sure! ( Echo follows) Must be going to be lotsa pics here by morn with everyone building! I shant be the party pooper of the pop deck! No Bondo no pooping! We shall the 3 of us venture forth and make the necessary sacrifices to hold the ships good standin! Avast and swash the keg there are adventures for those who dare! |
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HEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! I KNOW THESE GIRLS!!!!!! From left to right they are: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! |
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Thats really sick and twisted! I had picked each and every one o' them (gulp) a comin from!(gulp), da other (gulp!) way!!Except the one in th' middle which ever way ye' take them, she's always third, right?
Be pardin' yer sirs, (gulp) as there ain't been no pirate talk. Tends ta make me a'fart downwind ta keep the skooner abreast of, um the breasts(?)
Yer ship mate Bondo has a piece of serious news to tell, and mind ye' I ain't totally sober, but thats how it goes and here it is:
After a month of test wot include pissin in a cup and lettin me crimson inna litl flask or three or five or ten or, um, twelve once, the 'bones ha come back and tol' as wot's up an this explains me pirate talk tha last year cuz I'm in an escape in th' mind if ye will:
(truf:)Bondo has a weird kidney disease. May be a deal in 2-6 years where he goes on dialysis and needs a new stupid lit'l hot dog, may never bother him, but 50% sez it will in 5 years, or not. In which case he slides little by little off the actuarial charts (ain't that grand) and sails off into the sunset of natural death.
Otherwise o well I get a new rasher put in, live for ever and******on ye'.
So the gun drill is this. I cannot control that, except that I can't fix it. It will however affect my heart health. So the only thing i can do is live heart healthy, which I know how to do. (Bondo survived melanoma). Diet, exersize, and a calm spirit.
Diet- I cook my own food, and it's good. BBQ, Italian, organic, NO fast food.
Exercise. oh, please. But Ms. Bondo is gonna hump my sorry butt up and down hills.
Spirits: church, but HOBBIES!!
I look forward to a LONG association with you all.
Your friend, Bill