Fleet Air Arm Group Build

tempestjohnny wrote:

OK Aaron this is for you updated pic.  Just took this myself.

What I find most interesting John, is the fact that you look a lot happier with the hair than without! I have to just smile over that....

OK Aaron this is for you updated pic.  Just took this myself.

sfcmac wrote:

AAAHHHHHH!!!!! Hippie! Hippie ALERT!!!!!  Avast batten down yonder hatches and make a run fer the clippers! This need be a clipper ship! Set on the lowest setting! Don't worry John I am retired Army! Haircuts are me specialty! Frank you keep feeding em the tots ! Bondo and Nam shall sharpen the blades! Ritchie and Roger shall break his fall while razor lives up to his name! The young uns shall quake in fear at the example made of this one! Have not seen such a sight since Bondo an Nam dueled over Goldie Hawn at Woodstock!  The CAG should be spared the view of the BVD's atomic wedgie on the elastic waistband!  Hanging from the yard arm by his bloomers! Makes me need a nudder tot to stand the scene! God bless yer wife John! A flat top looks intimidating me thinks! Lewbud! steal the girls NAIR again! Who wears short shorts?

 Speaking of mad damsels . When I was dating my wife , she called me at work one night

 to see if I wanted to come over. Brilliant person I am, I told her I just wanted to go home

 & do some modeling ( an F4 Phantom ) , needless to say she was less than thrilled.

 Frank C

sfcmac wrote:

Oh Dave it isn't as bad as the optivisor pics! Gee wilikers! Dee would be the first to tell you my bum is one of her most valued assets.  Anyways true story. Years ago while stationed in the 24th Infantry at Fort Stewart Ga, I had come home exhausted feeling worn out. Dee had planned a romantic evening but I fell asleep before anything exciting could happen. ( don't laugh it's happened to y'all too I am sure) Anyways jilted she wrote "Born to Squeal!!!" on my sleeping behind with a bright pink permanent marker.  The alarm awoke me at 5 AM the next morning and off to our morning Army work out I went! Several calistetics and a 6 mile run later I collasped in our formation. Seems I was tired due to a 104 degree fever that I was unaware of. Off to the hospital they took me. Stuck some IV's in my arm and after a blood test determined I needed some anti-biotics to combat the sudden fever.  Well It was a double shot of something to the gluteous maximus. (both of them) Oddly no one would give me the shots. Seems like when they tried they broke up laughing to tears and ran off.  Finally a nurse was able to give me the shots and tell my self conscience ego the cause of all the laughter.  Moral of the story? Ya got me?

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

Still longing for bench time. Had planned on some 2nite but had something come up. Hopefully will get over the 1.5m distance from here and sit down long enough for some progress. Variety is the spice of life, but monotony puts food on the table, and models in the stash!

General Jack D. Ripper: Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

Hey All.....PC going into the shop tomorrow.....hopefully back by Friday night......and can post PICS!

See you soon!

sfcmac wrote:

AAAHHHHHH!!!!! Hippie! Hippie ALERT!!!!!  Avast batten down yonder hatches and make a run fer the clippers! This need be a clipper ship! Set on the lowest setting! Don't worry John I am retired Army! Haircuts are me specialty! Frank you keep feeding em the tots ! Bondo and Nam shall sharpen the blades! Ritchie and Roger shall break his fall while razor lives up to his name! The young uns shall quake in fear at the example made of this one! Have not seen such a sight since Bondo an Nam dueled over Goldie Hawn at Woodstock!  The CAG should be spared the view of the BVD's atomic wedgie on the elastic waistband!  Hanging from the yard arm by his bloomers! Makes me need a nudder tot to stand the scene! God bless yer wife John! A flat top looks intimidating me thinks! Lewbud! steal the girls NAIR again! Who wears short shorts?

How did I get drug into this?  I'm still looking over my shoulder from the last time I upset one of the fair damsels around here, to quote the preacher from Blazing Saddles "Son, you're on your own." 

Ahhh yes, the spite of an angry woman!

I had a team chief whose wife buried his louisville slugger in his windshield in the barracks parking lot once. But I think in terms of humor an originality, you trump that story easily...

 Oh Dave it isn't as bad as the optivisor pics! Gee wilikers! Dee would be the first to tell you my bum is one of her most valued assets. 

Anyways true story. Years ago while stationed in the 24th Infantry at Fort Stewart Ga, I had come home exhausted feeling worn out. Dee had planned a romantic evening but I fell asleep before anything exciting could happen. ( don't laugh it's happened to y'all too I am sure) Anyways jilted she wrote "Born to Squeal!!!" on my sleeping behind with a bright pink permanent marker.

 The alarm awoke me at 5 AM the next morning and off to our morning Army work out I went! Several calistetics and a 6 mile run later I collasped in our formation. Seems I was tired due to a 104 degree fever that I was unaware of. Off to the hospital they took me. Stuck some IV's in my arm and after a blood test determined I needed some anti-biotics to combat the sudden fever.  Well It was a double shot of something to the gluteous maximus. (both of them) Oddly no one would give me the shots. Seems like when they tried they broke up laughing to tears and ran off.  Finally a nurse was able to give me the shots and tell my self conscience ego the cause of all the laughter.

 Moral of the story? Ya got me?

sfcmac wrote:

and taped my buns together to the clerks horrified screams of disbelief.  Now while this my not sound serious I have a rather hairy bum and it was downright lethal!

Now THERE is a mental image I did not need to have today!!! 

I give up......I just Effing give up! There is no answering this stuff.....I shall sit on the sidelines..........just toooooooo much!

What the bloody hell drugs are you on???  I did NOT HAVE ANY TAPE.. YOU THREATENED RICK!!!  #$%#$% How Dare YOU!!! You are lucky if Mac is your person cuz I made sure your postman could at least read it and didnt wrap it with blue painters tape!

And if anyone has a way to get the bloody army recruiter to stop callin my house let me know.. I need sentry guards on the CQ ASAP!!

Commander and Chief DEE.....  Recipent of the Commanders Pot of Gold and so .. somebody shoot that loser for me

ok I cant spell .. but neither can any of u

 Where is everyone? Lost and buried in a deep pile of hair no doubt! Thanks John! Got any good music on that Ipod?

 Flash update for the gift exchange!  Dee and I. Or should I say Dee! and I  have just returned from the post and have sucessfully mailed out the gift(s). What a production! Had to fill out lotsa forms and stuff. Dee did most of the writing cuz she writes neat in that girlish kinda way. But as always a small disagreement erupted between us and there was this large ensuing battle with the packaging tape guns. Darth Vader would have been proud the way we sprang from counter to counter doing back flips and somersaults until she finally got the best of me and taped my buns together to the clerks horrified screams of disbelief.  Now while this my not sound serious I have a rather hairy bum and it was downright lethal!  Wasn't really a fair contest as she has slicked her skin down with baby oil and it was hard to make the tape stick to her.

 Anyways not to get off subject we got the stuff mailed off and well taped up! What an adventure these gift exchanges can be? Also noticed this photo of Nam in the post office? I didn't know he was famous?  A television star from America's most wanted, who'd have thought that? Looked like Roy was there too but thay only had a composite sketch of him. I made sure to give them your guys names and addresses so you get credit for all your work. They seemed pleased to know where to find you at? Told me not to worry cuz your gonna get what's coming to you!

John-

Howdy!  Great to able to put a face with your posts.  I really enjoy the photos people post, helps put a human touch to this place. 

I must have missed the post of adding a personal picture.  This is from last Christmas.  I have since cut my hair (wife's idea, something about your 38 not 18).

And after looking at this picture again.  I guess 25 years with long hair was enough.

Yeah, I know it....

Southern California is renowned for it's rediculously congested traffic. I understand that the latest push to add a new toll road to relieve traffic on the 405 was terminated for that same reason too. I don't even remember what it was that people were so freaked out about, but it seems that the Peoples Repiblik of Kalifornia will be forever crowded.

   I'm glad i'm outta there too. If it wasn't for the fact that I've got family in Southern California, I would never go back there again

 Wow ! Nam! What you guys practicing? The soundtrack from lil shop of horrors?

 You know Roger I talked to a man on a plane once that said he moved his business outta California cuz he couldn't build on his property due to an endangered mole. Too much truth in your statement I fear.

 Sing us a song Nam! Let me know if yhou need any help with that Todd Rundgrim type!

sfcmac wrote:

DesertRat wrote:  DeeYankeeinTexas wrote: HEY There is a Kid missing.. what did you put in that box?? I only hope that there are breathing holes in that box..... Ah there are air holes but they are for the anti early opening/ shaking device! Texas style. I figure it has enough to eat to survive until December 24th and 23.5 hours.

Yep! You are quite the Texan, aren't you Aaron?

In California, we would take those presents, declare them an endangered species, give them their own wildlife refuge, redirect traffic far away from them and impose heavy fines in the amount of the national debt if anyone touches them before december 24th

sfcmac wrote:

namrednef wrote:   cotier sux on guitar!!!!! What are you talking about?

that was a drummer.....you know them folks......i'll keep him away.....sorry!

namrednef wrote:

cotier sux on guitar!!!!!

What are you talking about?

cotier sux on guitar!!!!!

DesertRat wrote:

DeeYankeeinTexas wrote: HEY There is a Kid missing.. what did you put in that box?? I only hope that there are breathing holes in that box.....

Ah there are air holes but they are for the anti early opening/ shaking device! Texas style. I figure it has enough to eat to survive until December 24th and 23.5 hours.