Update:  Went to sand standing firing gnome and broke his right ear off.  Didn't take long to run into trouble on this one.  Time for Krazy Glue! 

I love it!!!!!!!!!

You're defiantly getting getting ready for the garden gnome zombie apocalypse. LOL

That's just too funny! Bob

All you need is a grenadier and you can have your own gnome Do Lung bridge scene in your garden...

That'd be cool.  String up a bunch of Christmas lights and . . . but the M-79 gnome is pretty much the only one they don't make.  

That's awesome Bitbite!!! You need some gnome riding into battle using dogs for horses.

Reminds me of the good old days of playing Dungeons and Dragons and my gnome charging with his blade right at some ogre's crotch... always good for forcing the monsters to make a morale check or run...  

Gamera

That's awesome Bitbite!!! You need some gnome riding into battle using dogs for horses.

Reminds me of the good old days of playing Dungeons and Dragons and my gnome charging with his blade right at some ogre's crotch... always good for forcing the monsters to make a morale check or run...  

I think that's a over the top.  I'm striving for realism here.

Gear Head 6

You're defiantly getting getting ready for the garden gnome zombie apocalypse. LOL

Go on, laugh.  Mock me!  But when it happens don't come knocking on my door trying to save yourself.

Glued the ear back on that I broke off, sanded 'em up, drilled out the barrels of their weapons and the front site of the M-16, and primed them.

They'll be needing names.  I think Helmut for M-16 gnome and Carlos will be the .50 cal gnome.

Gnome SAS!!! The SGS!

Interesting angle there. They've already got the SAS beards.  I could paint them as WW2 SAS guys, and . . . for lack of a politically correct term . . . scratch build the "headgear" as seen here.

You mean make their little sheet head headgear?

Yeah, Shiite, Sunni, whatever.

I knew there had to be a connection here if I thought about it long enough!

The friggin' gnomes bred these horrible things to turn the giant hamster wheels that drove their space going sidewheelers!!! (don't ask, really, you don't want to know...)

Sounds like a Toho Studios movie...

Are you kidding?!?!  Those Gnomes are freakin' hilarious!

CodyJ, you are very astute. 

Its the truth!  I have never seen anything like that before!

I found a can of old (and when I say, "Old," this thing has to be circa 1992) Model Master OD spray paint amongst my model supplies and figured it would work well for Helmut and Carlos' uniforms.  Some hot water unplugged the nozzle and it worked!

It's not easy being green...

Now they have another color.  For whatever reason (Photobucket's fault, not mine), it's sideways.  Clicking on it should fix that problem. 

Ah nice! Too bad that in the name of camo they've had to dye their jaunty red caps!

Almost ready for a night ops mission to SP's lawn...

Nah, SP trained them and they're loyal.  

Carlos grows a beard and gets some cover:

Awesome!!

Thank you, sir.  

I think I'm about to run out of white paint though . . .

Carlos gets a second coat of beard, first of eyebrows, and eyes.  Helmut gets first coat of all three.  And I am officially out of white paint now so progress grinds to a halt.  Those little bottles that last so long on plastic kits go pretty fast on Combat Gnomes. 

They look like Amish mafia little persons!