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Primary Irritation-or a fully Grown ABM

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  • Member since
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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Primary Irritation-or a fully Grown ABM
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Tuesday, February 2, 2021 8:21 AM

Well?

      Do any of you know what an ABM is? No I didn't say IBM! I said ABM! They come in many models and some are so large folks are frightened of them. Some are so small you can't see them in tall Grass( Clue).

      Now the interesting thing is, the smaller the model, the louder, more irritating and aggravating is the sound when the ABM goes off! Especially if the shadow they react to has absolutely nothing to do with them.

     The other problem is they do NOT come with an off switch! Oh, some are voice activated but the smaller models don't react to verbal input( They ignore it.). My point here is to make you smile. Pet your Dog and be glad you have that friend no matter where they came from.

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Posted by philo426 on Tuesday, February 2, 2021 10:35 AM

Define ABM.

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  • From: Bethlehem PA
Posted by the Baron on Tuesday, February 2, 2021 11:49 AM

Yeah, you should come with subtitles, TB!

The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.

 

 

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  • From: Sonora Desert
Posted by stikpusher on Tuesday, February 2, 2021 12:56 PM

The only ABM I can think of is Anti Ballistic Missile.

 

F is for FIRE, That burns down the whole town!

U is for URANIUM... BOMBS!

N is for NO SURVIVORS...

       - Plankton

LSM

 

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Posted by GMorrison on Tuesday, February 2, 2021 1:24 PM

American Building Maintenance.

How about ROUS?

 Modeling is an excuse to buy books.

 

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    August 2014
  • From: Willamette Valley, Oregon
Posted by goldhammer on Tuesday, February 2, 2021 2:08 PM

Automatic burglar monitor.

 

Usually a small little ankle biter.

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    July 2014
Posted by modelcrazy on Tuesday, February 2, 2021 2:23 PM

A Bowel Movement

Steve

Building a kit from your stash is like cutting a head off a Hydra, two more take it's place.

 

 

http://www.spamodeler.com/forum/

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Posted by Eaglecash867 on Tuesday, February 2, 2021 3:34 PM

Average Basic Mutt

"You can have my illegal fireworks when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers...which are...over there somewhere."

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  • From: Bethlehem PA
Posted by the Baron on Wednesday, February 3, 2021 12:50 PM

Great suggestions, guys!  I'm laughing out loud!

The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.

 

 

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Posted by philo426 on Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:10 AM

Define what ABM is!

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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:27 AM

Eaglecash-You get the prize!

     In this, ABM is my term for an AUTOMATIC BARKING MACHINE! My Chihuahua thinks the world is his to bark at any time, anywhere!  He will even bark at his own picture! Oh, and for those of you who missed it, The clue was spelled out in the post.

    Youse gots ta read all the lines this idjit wrote!

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Posted by Eaglecash867 on Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:59 AM

Thanks TB!  I think Goldhammer got a little closer than I did though.  Cool

"You can have my illegal fireworks when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers...which are...over there somewhere."

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  • From: New Braunfels, Texas
Posted by Tanker-Builder on Thursday, February 11, 2021 8:01 AM

Going by;

     This is weird. Eaglecash got it and pointed to your answer too. in my state of usual confusion I missed the second sentence of your post. Yup! You got it right for sure!

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  • From: USA
Posted by keavdog on Thursday, February 11, 2021 8:42 AM

Ankle Biting Maniac

Thanks,

John

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Posted by GMorrison on Thursday, February 11, 2021 9:47 AM

keavdog

Ankle Biting Maniac

 

Toast

 Modeling is an excuse to buy books.

 

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