Yes! I want to be one!
Floggings are on Tuesdays for the following offenses:
1) Posting even slightly off-topic: 5 lashes
2) Posting a dumb questions that has been asnwered before: 10 lashes
3) Posting suggestions on how to weather a kit to make it more dirty: 8 lashes (models are far too dirty these days; we need to keep it clean around here).
4) Posting
anything in
any forum on
any WWII German subject: 25 lashes (WWII German stuff has been done to death, it's time to move on.)
5) Disagreeing with the moderator: 100 lashes! This is the most unholy of sins.
There are probably a few more rules needed, but we'll make them up as we go along.
Satire aside
, because I know this was a serious suggestion, I'd just like to say that I've seen volunteer moderating work pretty well, but I've also seen it fail miserably.
I haven't seen much on this site that requires, in my opinion, more moderators than we already have in the FSM staff.
Rob's point about "keyboard courage" is a very good one.
Regards,