Ron deserves a free subcription

gregers

Member since
February 2003
From: UK

Posted by gregers on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 3:54 AM

To Rons delight he finds out that the complementary subscription is delivered to him personally by .....Gillian Anderson dressed as a nurse....

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?

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Keyworth

Member since
January 2003
From: NE Georgia

Posted by Keyworth on Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:10 PM

While in the brig, RonUSMC discovers he gets complimentary subscription to FSM !!!!

"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"

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Keyworth

Member since
January 2003
From: NE Georgia

Posted by Keyworth on Wednesday, July 16, 2003 9:08 PM

"The US Marine Corps, in an unprecedented statement, said via Spokesman Retired Gny Sgt Lee Ermey, "Well, I guess that's one that slipped by us at the Island. If they ship him back, we'll make it right!" :)

"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Wednesday, July 9, 2003 9:42 AM

*gets done watching Return of the Jedi*

*wipes away single tear after seeing Anakin's Grave, then him show up next to Obi and Yoda*

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Monday, July 7, 2003 9:50 PM

* wonders when Ron's e-mail asking for bail will arrive *

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Sunday, July 6, 2003 10:13 PM

* begins to worry about Ron, hopes Ron doesn't have charges filed against him by Tom Cruise *

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Friday, July 4, 2003 7:59 PM

*is in a Tom Cruise is the coolest, in a non-sexual way, although there is nothing wrong with that*

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Friday, July 4, 2003 2:44 AM

*pulls out Born on the 4th of July tape... dusts it off*

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kaleu

Member since
February 2003
From: Racing capital of the world- Indy

Posted by kaleu on Thursday, July 3, 2003 3:31 PM

QUOTE: Originally posted by erush

* bets Ron thinks of Gillian every time he rolls over now *

There is a joke in that post, but I don't think Finescale would let me get away with it Evil [}:)]

Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Thursday, July 3, 2003 7:15 AM

* bets Ron thinks of Gillian every time he rolls over now *

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Wednesday, July 2, 2003 6:38 AM

*gets Gillian Anderson tattoo on right butt cheek*

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kaleu

Member since
February 2003
From: Racing capital of the world- Indy

Posted by kaleu on Wednesday, July 2, 2003 2:47 AM

Hmmmm...I predict VH1 will do a Where are they Now: Celebrity Stalkers show and RonUSMC will be prominently featured along with interviews with a bewildered Gillian Anderson as she looks for a new house far away from hobby shops.

Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.

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upnorth

Member since
December 2002
From: Canada / Czech Republic

Posted by upnorth on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 1:36 PM

Headline two days later:

The man known only as "RonUSMC" is totally cleared of all charges and has recieved international celebrity status for his antics.

Stay tuned to this same station for the world premier of his new prime time variety show (every court created celebrity has one of those now, right?)

The premier show includes a feature of how to scan a photo of Gillian Anderson into your computer, print it to decal stock and create your own custom nose art for your favorite modeling subject.

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 1:25 PM

*puts a Crest Whitening Strip on front teeth*

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 12:12 PM

In a small video clip shown on E! Television today:

RonUSMC is rushed from the courthouse and screams " What exactly is the 21st century definition of stalking? Is it showing up not invited or something? Because thats all I did. I want to say a special thanks to my sponsors Testors Model Masters Paints" as Ron is pushed into the back of the car.

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 10:55 AM

ROTFLMAO

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 10:21 AM

Headline news at 11:00

In today’s leading story, Gillian Anderson filed stalking charges against RonUSMC today. Ron claims he was “pursuing acting”, however police found RonUSMC stuck halfway in a window that jammed as he was trying to enter the actresses residence with a plastic tank model in one hand.

In a statement Ron claimed that it all started with him waiting on a reply from dvoss when all he wanted was a break on his FSM subscription. Ron states that the “eternal” wait forced him to start fantasizing about Gillian and after that he blacked out and doesn’t remember anything.

RonUSMC will be examined by medical personnel to determine his mental state.

The prosecution stated, “It’s a sad state this fellow is in but that does not excuse his behavior. He keeps rambling about Gillian and Tigers and FSM what ever that is. We will prosecute to the full extent of the law.”

And now for the weather.....

Big Smile [:D]

Eric

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 9:54 AM

QUOTE: Originally posted by RonUSMC

I will be moving to Los Angeles this winter to pursue acting, :)

Ron, I hope that's not a typo.

Pursuing actors is also called "stalking" by prosecuting attorneys and is not looked on favorably Big Smile [:D]

I can see the headline

Gillian Anderson files stalking charges against a man going by the name of RonUSMC. The defendant claims he was "pursuing acting".

The prosecuting attorney said he is not amused.

full story at 11:00 Big Smile [:D]

Eric

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Tuesday, July 1, 2003 9:23 AM

The votes are finally in.

I will be moving to Los Angeles this winter to pursue acting, :)

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Monday, June 30, 2003 8:06 AM

* wonders what it will take for dvoss to actually acknowledge this topic *

Big Smile [:D]

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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gregers

Member since
February 2003
From: UK

Posted by gregers on Saturday, June 28, 2003 3:32 PM

OK OK Give Ron that free sub and whilst your feeling generous i'll have GIRLS ALOUD all five of em. they would probably kill me but what a way to go. HeHeHe Greg

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?

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upnorth

Member since
December 2002
From: Canada / Czech Republic

Posted by upnorth on Saturday, June 28, 2003 1:19 PM

Right... So I think I've stopped laughing just long enough to put my two cents worth in (its criminal what this sort of laughter will do when you're trying to pull off a convincing splinter camoflage job on something)

Yeah, give Ron his free FSM subscription, it doesn't have Gillian Anderson centrefolds or nothin' but that free image posting site he made up for us all is more than I could have asked for from the forum.

On the matter of the Hollywood gals, can't argue with liking Gillian Anderson or Caterine Bell (I'd cross the border and join the Marines if she was standard issue!)

I haven't looked at Hollywood girls in some time, why agonize yourself drooling over gals you'll never get the time of day with anyway?

... Mind you, Nia Vardalos is VERY hard to ignore.....

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kaleu

Member since
February 2003
From: Racing capital of the world- Indy

Posted by kaleu on Thursday, June 26, 2003 2:12 AM

3 words: Catherine Zeta-Jones.....

hubba hubba hubba...

anybody got any pro-built badjer airbrush kompressors????

Erik "Don't fruit the beer." Newest model buys: More than I care to think about. It's time for a support group.

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 11:12 PM

Dont even tease me.

Im seriously considering becoming a tour operator in Kenya because thats where she met her loser newspaper photographer fiance.

Its funny because I am sitting here watching "The Mighty" right now for the Gillian 10 minutes she's in it. :)

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Anonymous

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November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 5:41 PM

I'm confused. I'm still trying to figure at what point this thread transitioned from "Ron deserves a free subscription" to "Ron deserves a free subscription personally delivered and read to him by Gillian Anderson." [:0] Wink [;)]

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 5:29 PM

She is hot, and wearing a WM uniform. Thats awesome.

But Gillian.... looking at her is like looking at the smiling face of God!~!~@#%@%^

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erush

Member since
May 2003
From: USA, GA

Posted by erush on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 1:45 PM

Gillian's ok but I have to lean more toward Cathrine Bell

What that woman does to a Marine Corp uniform should be illegal, but I'd salute her! Big Smile [:D]

And since my fiance enjoys watching "Harm" she tells ME when the show's on Tongue [:P]

Eric

Hi, I'm Eric and I'm a Modelholic too. I think I have PE poisioning.

"Friendly fire...isn't"

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midnightprowler

Member since
February 2003
From: East Bethel, MN

Posted by midnightprowler on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 1:27 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Big Smile [:D]

Please!!!!!!!!Stop, you're killing me!!
Lee.

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BlackWolf3945

Member since
December 2002
From: Pominville, NY

Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 2:31 AM

Knowutch mean, guy. And to think she used to be a punk rocker type with spiked orange hair...

Gotta go and break out the X-files DVD's.

Later! lol

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RonUSMC

Member since
April 2003
From: Seattle, WA

Posted by RonUSMC on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 2:26 AM

That girl..... oh man. She is too good looking for humankinds sake!

I would overthrow a small country for her if she asked.

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