How about----
Husband: "Sweetie, can I stop by Hobbytown on the way home?"
Wife: " What the
do you need from Hobbytown now?"
Husband: " ......Just a little thing or two.."
Wife: "(laughing)What kind of little thing or two, and how much will it cost, because you know you have spent X amount of dollars at Hobbytown this month."
Husband: (stuttering and stammering) Well... you know...only a coupla bucks it's just a magazine."
Wife: "I suppose, but that is it, nothing else. I don't know where you think money comes from but it is
NOT
off that tree out back! And besides you spent all that money on models on Ebay too!"
Husband: That is not fair, I bought that stuff over 3 months ago. Any way the magazine is only $5.00."
Wife: "Alright. But nothing else."
Wroper