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An Insult!
Posted by dkmacin on Sunday, February 26, 2006 5:58 PM
Jeff Herne's Article on the 1/285 Tiger is insulting to us guys who fight the bifocal war every time we sit down at the bench!
Not to mention where am I going to get a microscope to use?
Man Jeff you are really getting to be a cruel guy!

Don

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Posted by Lufbery on Monday, February 27, 2006 2:57 PM

 dkmacin wrote:
Jeff Herne's Article on the 1/285 Tiger is insulting to us guys who fight the bifocal war every time we sit down at the bench!
Not to mention where am I going to get a microscope to use?
Man Jeff you are really getting to be a cruel guy!

Don

 

I agree, Don, Jeff's 1/285 Tiger project is one that only a fool would attempt.

Smile [:)]

Regards,

-Drew

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Posted by Jeff Herne on Monday, February 27, 2006 3:04 PM
Can either of you guys suggest a good source for 1/285 scale 88mm rounds? I've turned a few for the storage racks but it's tedious...

Jeff
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Posted by dkmacin on Monday, February 27, 2006 4:31 PM
When you get to turning rounds for the tank commanders luger. . .Wink [;)]
 
Don
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Posted by ajlafleche on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 11:19 PM
 dkmacin wrote:
When you get to turning rounds for the tank commanders luger. . .Wink [;)]
 
Don

I have those on sale daily at e-bay. The cost for a clip's worth is $5 BUY IT NOW but bids have hit $100+ when people get wacky. My spent Luger,  MG34/42, Schmeiser, MP44 and KaR rounds list at $1 each plus shipping. I recently sold a fully functional 1/35 MG34 belt for 5 figures. Of course, I felt compelled to trow in the fully functinal 1/35 MG34 with it.

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Posted by gburdon on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 2:46 AM
 ajlafleche wrote:
 dkmacin wrote:
When you get to turning rounds for the tank commanders luger. . .Wink [;)]
 
Don

I have those on sale daily at e-bay. The cost for a clip's worth is $5 BUY IT NOW but bids have hit $100+ when people get wacky. My spent Luger,  MG34/42, Schmeiser, MP44 and KaR rounds list at $1 each plus shipping. I recently sold a fully functional 1/35 MG34 belt for 5 figures. Of course, I felt compelled to trow in the fully functinal 1/35 MG34 with it.

Geez and I thought I was going to make it huge on eBay selling my lint and dust for brail scale crew uniforms to give them the true "lived-in" look. Do you know how long it took me to knit this stuff!!! Now what do I do with it? Maybe I can photoetch a spinning wheel and turn them into yarn and weave the material to make 1/285 uniforms with working pockets. Ahhh but then I'd have to cast the buttons and the pins to hold them on. Ahhh Nuts to it all!

 

The Tiger article reminds me of April fools jokes that filter down through generations of soldiers.

"Sergeant, the Master Corporal sent me to get the Blank Firing attachment for my Leopard" or

"Corporal, do you have the brass magnet we have to clean up the firing point of all the spent casings"

 

Cheers;

Gregory

 

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Posted by dkmacin on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 6:03 AM
April fool???
You mean Jeff didn't really build a 1/285th scale tank with 96 links per tred?
Really? Oh I feel so. . .so. . .fooled.Wink [;)]
Jeff, and others at FSM can be so cruel!

Don



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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 1:47 PM
Of course he didnt build it with 96 links per tread we all know there are 98 links per tread
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Posted by Jeff Herne on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 3:33 PM
Some people just have no sense of humor!!! Tongue [:P]

I guess what humors me the most is that most people who know me, know that these are the types of whacky models I'm famous for, so it really wasn't that much of a stretch to begin with.

This is really not that different than my 1/350 airfield diorama...and certainly not outside the realm of possibilities!

Jeff
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Posted by kp80 on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 4:39 PM
I didn't think the tank was 1/285, I just thought the hands and other objects in the photos were 285/1.
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Posted by dkmacin on Wednesday, March 1, 2006 7:09 PM
Big Smile [:D]
It's good to read that Kalmbach has got a sense of humor, though Jeff you should really smile in your photo for the mag, you look too serious.
What will you guys do for next year?
 
Don
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Posted by philp on Thursday, March 2, 2006 3:03 AM
Once I read it was 1/285th, I knew it was the April joke.  I mean, who would go to all that trouble to do that in anything under 1/144th scale?











These were shot at the Atlanta Nationals last year.
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Posted by gburdon on Thursday, March 2, 2006 9:20 AM

 philp wrote:
Once I read it was 1/285th, I knew it was the April joke.  I mean, who would go to all that trouble to do that in anything under 1/144th scale?











These were shot at the Atlanta Nationals last year.

 

That is amazing work! However one question.......

IS HE/SHE TRYING TO BLIND THEMSELVES!!!!

I can not imagine working in that size. I would need serious therapy afterwards.

Thanks for the look though.

Cheers;

Gregory

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Posted by Jeff Herne on Thursday, March 2, 2006 10:02 AM
To be honest, that was my inspiration...while my Tiger is an April Fool's joke, this 1/144 Tiger is anything but.

The work, the level of detail, and the craftsmanship of this model are absolutely stunning.

Jeff
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Posted by berny13 on Saturday, March 4, 2006 10:48 AM

Jeff

Did you use the laser guided air brush to paint the Tiger?Wink [;)] 

Berny

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 14, 2006 11:50 PM
actually, I've been working on a lazer microscope to repair skips in the grooves of my old LP's . . .
But then I used to do government work.Cool [8D]
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