Gulfstream, your golf analogy works only if you were only allowed to talk about golf while on the golf course or in the club house.
Golfer on the ay to the next tee to his partner. "Hey, what do you think of the new Mustang?"
Partner: "Well it's..."
Ximinez, the Golf course moderator: "Cardinal Fang, quickly, get the comfy chair. These golfers are talking about cars onthe golf course! Blasphemy!"
Golpher #1, "I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"
Ximenez: "No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!"