Welcome aboard, Luke. There are a number of us afflicted with AMS.
AMS has several unfortunate symptoms that can manifest themselves in publc at the most inopportune moments. For example, uncontrollable tremors and drooling when the newest batch of Tamiya offerings show up at the local hobby center, or intractable pain in the general area of the wallet when you realize that those 6 1/72 scale B-1 bomber kits you just bought were supposed to go toward the light bill!!! There is help, however. It's called the bank. Just walk in, tell them you need an emergency transfusion of cash for a worthy cause, and they'll be happy to accomodate you. You might get lucky and show up on the day they give away money!!! :) LOL :)
"There's no problem that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives"