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A New Year's Eve Carol

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A New Year's Eve Carol
Posted by TomZ2 on Saturday, December 29, 2012 5:10 PM

Mad Magazine’s A New Years Eve Carol
(to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)

Well you’d better watch out
You’d better not try
Traveling about, I’m telling you why:
Sodden clods are painting
The town.

They’re wrecking the bars,
They’re starting street fights,
They’re having one of their naughtiest nights
Sodden clods are painting
The town.

Blithe New Year’s drivers pickled
In alcoholic brine
Will gaily bounce off walls and trees
To strains of “Auld Lang Syne”.

So you’d better stay home
And drink your own rye,
You’re crazy to roam
It’s obvious why:
Sodden clods are painting
The town.

Tags: Sodden Clods

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  • From: Spartanburg, SC
Posted by subfixer on Sunday, December 30, 2012 9:30 AM

YesYes

Here is a link to a youtube rendition of an Alfred E. Neuman classic "It's a Gas!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J-LvMxKvFY

I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

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Posted by TomZ2 on Monday, December 31, 2012 1:10 PM

 Ahhhh! The post-holiday depression elixir !!!

Tags: Belch

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Posted by Echo139er on Monday, December 31, 2012 1:50 PM

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Posted by TomZ2 on Monday, December 31, 2012 10:29 PM

That which doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, even as
exponentially increases our health insurance premiums.

New Year’s Resolution: I will not sphroxify gullible
people into looking up nonexistent words in Wikipedia.

Tags: Sphroxify

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Posted by Echo139er on Tuesday, January 1, 2013 3:15 PM

Now wait a minute.  According to Merriam-Webster's collegiate dictionary, the word 'gullible' is no longer a 'real' word.  Look it up and see for yourself.

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Posted by TomZ2 on Tuesday, January 1, 2013 7:35 PM

Yes, but I said “Wikipedia”, not Merriam-Webster !!! Big Smile

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