"You better get Wild Root Cream Oil, Charlie, it keeps your hair in trim! You know it's non-alcoholic, Charlie, it's made with soothing lanolin!"
"Brylcreme, a little dab'll do ya, Brylcreme, you'll look so debonair.. Brylcream, all the gals will all pursue ya, simple rub a little in your hair..."
"You mean Jiffy Pop pops in its own pan? Now you're swinging, Daddy, it's crazy man!"
"Halo, everybody, Halo! Halo is the shampoo, that glorifies your hair, so Halo, everybody, Halo, Halo shampoo Halo!!!"
I could go on and on, but y'all get the idea! Great times past!