All joking aside (and it was a great one), this does bring up a problem with many major model paint brands. For the square jar Testors, I have mounted an aluminum plate on my workbench with a rectangular notch cut out, that allows me to put the bottle in the notch and turn the top with pliers.
But the round bottles are hell. I have one of those rubber jar openers to grasp the jar, but it is frequently not enough. I bought one of those sold by a popular hobby tool distributors, but it bent into uselessness when I tried it on a really tough case. Grasping the bottle with bigger pliers just tears off the label, leaving the jar unopened. Anyone know of a commercial opener that really works?