Glad things are re-appearing, and server maintenence sounds to be as good a guess as any.
I cracked up a little on phoenetic alphabet use.
Reminds me, I used to get laughed at a lot on the county dept I volunteered for becuase as a pilot, I tended to use the military/aviation version instead of the police version I was supposed to be using. Got a lot of mike clicking back in the day. That was a long time ago. I hear that's frowned upon now.