Anybody hear about the apparent "2021 Zombie Apocalypse"?

I'm sure if we all wear masks, we'll be fine. 

Yeah, a bit of sarcasm. World just seems to be getting more stupid every day.

All I can say is,

It's about time !!! 

Can't wait to see the world " re- set itself...

( now, ... where did I put my zombie repellent ? )

As an FYI, the CDC thing...which was really a clever and very effective spin on pop culture...actually dates back to like 2011.

And even if you accept the possibility that Nostradamus had prophetic powers...there is a wide range of opinions on what he actually wrote, and what it might mean if he did. He wrote in a dialect of French that is fairly obscure even by Medieval standards, and most of the supposedly 'meaningful' translations are demonstrably in error...fiddled with, to fit historic events.

But as to zombies...hey, 100% real, no doubt. Should be a hopping year.

Straycat1911

I'm sure if we all wear masks, we'll be fine. 

Yeah, a bit of sarcasm. World just seems to be getting more stupid every day.

I know,right?I'm 100 percent agreeing with you.

Wait... you mean it's not real?  Darn it!  Now what am I going to do with all this toilet paper?

Gary

GAF

Wait... you mean it's not real?  Darn it!  Now what am I going to do with all this toilet paper?

Gary

 

I would suggest (tounge in cheek) sending it to a certain city on the Potomac......the zombies can use it.

gregbale

And even if you accept the possibility that Nostradamus had prophetic powers...there is a wide range of opinions on what he actually wrote, and what it might mean if he did. He wrote in a dialect of French that is fairly obscure even by Medieval standards, and most of the supposedly 'meaningful' translations are demonstrably in error...fiddled with, to fit historic events.

Completely agree.  Its really easy to call something "prophetic" when you're fiddling with it to make it fit something that has already happened.

I don't think Nostradamus could have predicted the speed at which misinformation moves in the modern world.  Most of the time these days, the fear of something does much more harm than the actual thing itself could ever do.

A favorite song comes to mind on this one:

Iron Maiden?

Yup! 

keavdog

What happens is those that have been vaccinated for Covid19 are vulnerable to the change.   The messenger RNA in the vaccine is susceptible to solar radiation.  There's a series of massive solar flares that engulf the earth in solar radiation mutating the mRNA.  It now modifies the host’s central nervous system.  While not truly dead like in the tv shows and movies, they have been changed and are no longer like you and me.  Their cognitive reasoning is severely impaired and they are reduced to basic primal functions.  Feeding to survive becomes the issue as they viciously attack and devour any mammal, including humans.  Due to their depressed nervous system they do not feel pain and are difficult to deter and thereby kill.  They can only be killed by destroying the brain stem.  Arnold Schwarzenegger is the first to turn, having been vaccinated 1/20/2021 oddly enough being a numeric palindrome 1202021.

 

Totally agree on the vaccine thing effing up people,but I don't think it'll go as far as turning people into zombies.

The human race will be destroyed by the internet.

TheModeler

 

 

keavdog

What happens is those that have been vaccinated for Covid19 are vulnerable to the change.   The messenger RNA in the vaccine is susceptible to solar radiation.  There's a series of massive solar flares that engulf the earth in solar radiation mutating the mRNA.  It now modifies the host’s central nervous system.  While not truly dead like in the tv shows and movies, they have been changed and are no longer like you and me.  Their cognitive reasoning is severely impaired and they are reduced to basic primal functions.  Feeding to survive becomes the issue as they viciously attack and devour any mammal, including humans.  Due to their depressed nervous system they do not feel pain and are difficult to deter and thereby kill.  They can only be killed by destroying the brain stem.  Arnold Schwarzenegger is the first to turn, having been vaccinated 1/20/2021 oddly enough being a numeric palindrome 1202021.

 

 

 

 

Totally agree on the vaccine thing effing up people,but I don't think it'll go as far as turning people into zombies.

 

I am Nostra-John-us.  I can see :)

I've always said that 24 hour news networks and social media will be the downfall of western civilization.  What I didn't see coming was big tech disabling.   

But my story is true, look into 2021 solar flares.  

I thought we's already had this, back in the Seventies...

Straycat1911

I'm sure if we all wear masks, we'll be fine. 

Yeah, a bit of sarcasm. World just seems to be getting more stupid every day.

 

 

You and I know quite well what may happen.

The vacinnes bad?  Did you see Divergent?  Wait a minute, I already had my second shot, oh nooooo.......

Then again it could all be the fault of ZOOOL.

Either way, look out.

Is it too late to get me some of those green tipped zombie bullets?

littletimmy

...now, ... where did I put my zombie repellent ?  

It's probably in the Bat Copter, next to the Bat Shark Repellent.

Pat

They've got some of those green tipped Zombie bullets at the range near me. I couldn't believe people were buying them. Well, OK, I've got a bridge over a swamp for sale. Anyone interested?

Jim 

Stay Safe.

They've got some of those green tipped Zombie bullets at the range near me. I couldn't believe people were buying them. Well, OK, that being the case I've got a bridge over a swamp for sale. Anyone interested?

Jim 

Stay Safe.

I'd buy some green tips from you if the price was right.  They've been much more expensive since the zombie apocalypse started last year.  

Okay everybody, calm down. Soilent green is right around the corner. You'll be just fine, don't worry .  .  . you can trust Me, I'm with the government, I'm here to help.

(but fuel up your chainsaws, just in case)

Remember Y2K?

Some predicted no one would enter the 21st century.

Too late, Disney bought a large chunk of swamp here a long time ago.  As the story goes, one person heard of who was buying the property cheap and held out until he was the last owner and had a good spot to boot.

The green tipped rounds all but disappeared from this area some time ago, for some strange reason.  Now about all you can find is self defense rounds unless you are very lucky but either way the price has gone up, just like the gas.  I heard they make self defense rounds for the 44magnum.  Why?

I didn't believe  none of Y2K,not even the '12 one.

ikar01

Too late, Disney bought a large chunk of swamp here a long time ago.  As the story goes, one person heard of who was buying the property cheap and held out until he was the last owner and had a good spot to boot.

Oh well...on to the next investment opportunity I guess.  I've got my eye on some beachfront property in Tucson that somebody has for sale.  It'll be a good complement to the chunk of land I bought on the moon.  Heh...can't believe people are actually falling for that one.

GMorrison

Remember Y2K?

Some predicted no one would enter the 21st century.

Yup, and don't forget the original Y2K, 2012, when the Mayan calendar ran out of bits.  Who knows...maybe the world did end twice, and this is all just a dream.

Oh, and for Hooyah...SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!  

I don't remember Nostradamus saying anything about Zoombies.  One could say it coud be zoombies, but he coud have been talking about many other things, so why get so wrapped up with zoombie?  Are we really affraid of zoombies?  I sure am not!

I put little stock in ancient prophecy,  this being a relic of a time when people believed in astrology.

Don Stauffer

I don't remember Nostradamus saying anything about Zoombies.  One could say it coud be zoombies, but he coud have been talking about many other things, so why get so wrapped up with zoombie?  Are we really affraid of zoombies?  I sure am not!

I put little stock in ancient prophecy,  this being a relic of a time when people believed in astrology.

 

Yeah,how could we translate exactly what he said?Even then,that was a time when everybody believed him,like you were saying.