Hello, America! Paul Harvey Here!
Does anyone remember him? How about Arthur Godfrey? or How about, this, an old word trick at school. Antidisestablishmentairinism? That was a Mouthful. Remember Carvel Soft Serve? Or gas Stations like Gulf, Esso, Sinclair, Texaco. Remember their slogans?"Trust Your Car to the man who wears the Star"was Texaco's, and Esso-Exxon was 'Put a Tiger in Your Tank". I had to be careful about that last! I swear my brand New 57 Chevy Bel-Air With Fuel Injection was touchier on the throttle with Esso-Exxon!
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Ah! Those were the days of "Life of Riley" and "Dragnet" on the radio, Remember those? The Large boxes on the Cabinet behind the Sofa? Or the larger cabinets that sat in a corner of the parlor with a round dial with a switch that allowed you to listen to Radio Free Europe and the B.B.C. from the comfort of your American, Levitown house (If you lived there) or the Sears-Built Bungalows, Different sizes for Different sized families. Own your own Craftsman designed home. Delivery assured. Yup! Kit Homes back then. Weren't we lucky?? I thought life was grand, No fears of strangers on the "Sidewalks" in our hometown and None came to our schools with harm in mind! Beat Cops, Safe neighborhoods, Parks with Merry Go rounds that you made spin fast enough you forgot about centrifugal force when you tried to get on. Monkeybars, With only sand to fall on. Swings with wooden Boards with Splinters and Rusty chains. Wasn't it wonderful to catch a jar of fireflies?
End! Really No, but you might be getting bored now, God Bless and I'll check in with you Tomorrow, Mr.Blue Collar, signing off. Good Night America!