shermanfreak slow down? LOL!!
(a parody on a certain commercial...)
Robert arrives at a party, spies his wife across the room and starts heading toward her. Along the way people notice Robert and ask...
"Robert, did you lose some weight?"
"No", replies Robert.
"Robert, did you get a hair cut?"
"No", replies Robert.
"Robert, new suit?"
"No", replies Robert.
"Robert, new job?"
"No", replies Robert.
"Robert, new glasses?"
"No", replies Robert.
"Robert, have you been working out?"
"No", replies Robert.
Robert finally reaches his wife and she asks with a smile, "Robert, have you been posting on the forums again?"
"Yes", exclaims Robert.