Hans von Hammer:
That guy probably wraps his kid up in bubble-wrap and shoves him back into his wife's womb to get him across the street...
LMAO!
I get a kick out of the part where the guy says "Brain damage caused by over exposure to solvents." Geez! I mean come on, unless I bathe, eat, and drink thinner I don't think the odds are in favor of me getting brain damage anytime soon. I have a better chance of brain damage by slipping on some stairs and whacking my head then I do through over exposure to solvents.