Hans von Hammer:
... Bloodiest? Got an Xacto-knife stuck in my azz...
Hey, there's clubs for that around here!
Personal injury: stuff in my eyes. Except once I reached without looking for a beer bottle from the spray booth and grabbed the wrong one.
To models- usually involves beer, as in the next morning WTF????
Once I got the slide stuck on my stainless steel ACP at the range. While I was yankin' on it I looked down and saw that I had my left pointer finger curled over the end of the barrel. No longer own that POS. The gun, not the finger.