daddy1:
One more thing, an airport sex shop?????
Yes, an airport sex shop — Frankfurt Flughafen Geschlechtsgeschäft (Peitsche und Feder? that’s German for ‘Whip & Feather’).
Hey, for REAL fun try this: hand-carrying a mid-1970s era disk pack through customs. The joke? You HAD to have the proper paperwork, specifically a Bill Of Materials for something about the size of a hatbox and as heavy as a bowling ball. [Pronouncing the acronym for ‘Bill Of Materials’ is left as an exercise for the reader.] Not my bad, but it did happen to one of my sadder-but-wiser co-workers. The polizei were not amused.