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joeviz

 

There is nothing more alarming and disgusting than waking up with dirty fingernails.

 

 

Manstein's revenge

joeviz:

 

There is nothing more alarming and disgusting than waking up with dirty fingernails.

 

 

 

Yes there is.  Waking up with dirty toenails...

Soooo, which is worse to find under your toenails, Squadron Green or White Putty? 

If I said exactly where and what, Aaron would ban me for life.

I thought once my fingernails were falling off, i had painted a model car the night before and it was like a mettalic blue and woke up the next morning and freaked out a little cause i forgot i had painted the night before.

Goodness180

I thought once my fingernails were falling off, i had painted a model car the night before and it was like a mettalic blue and woke up the next morning and freaked out a little cause i forgot i had painted the night before.

I did that with red paint before. I looked down several hours after I painted something red and was like i'm bleeding, when in the _____(fill in blank) did I do that?..............oh, wait, its just red paint, whew!

I've done the same thing B17,,,,  I remember thinking,,  what the @#$,,,,   It was some leftover
"red rust" I had on my hand......      guess we've all done, sort of, the same

HAHAHA.... Boy I sure am glad I am not the only one...

haha no your not Joeviz.  Have you ever done the Opposite?  Think it was red paint and it was really where you had slashed open your finger with the exacto nife.  haha ya OUCH!!!!!!

joeviz

There is nothing more alarming and disgusting than waking up with dirty fingernails.

I beg to differ.

We're potty training our son. Sometimes (okay, often...he's stubborn and we're tired) we let him sleep in the bed with us. One night I woke up to a splashing sound. In his sleep, he'd stood up, pulled his pull-up down, and started peeing on my pillow. With my head on it.

I'll take dirty fingernails any day...

DoogsATX

I beg to differ.

We're potty training our son. Sometimes (okay, often...he's stubborn and we're tired) we let him sleep in the bed with us. One night I woke up to a splashing sound. In his sleep, he'd stood up, pulled his pull-up down, and started peeing on my pillow. With my head on it.

I'll take dirty fingernails any day...

What the...   HAHAHA...  Great story for his wedding day toast!  

You win!!  I'll take dirty fingernails any day too.

That is too funny Doggs!

DoogsATX

joeviz:

There is nothing more alarming and disgusting than waking up with dirty fingernails.

 

I beg to differ.

We're potty training our son. Sometimes (okay, often...he's stubborn and we're tired) we let him sleep in the bed with us. One night I woke up to a splashing sound. In his sleep, he'd stood up, pulled his pull-up down, and started peeing on my pillow. With my head on it.

I'll take dirty fingernails any day...

HAHA That sucks...

DoogsATX

 

joeviz:

 

There is nothing more alarming and disgusting than waking up with dirty fingernails.

 

 

I beg to differ.

We're potty training our son. Sometimes (okay, often...he's stubborn and we're tired) we let him sleep in the bed with us. One night I woke up to a splashing sound. In his sleep, he'd stood up, pulled his pull-up down, and started peeing on my pillow. With my head on it.

I'll take dirty fingernails any day...

DoogsATX wins. What, I don't know, but he wins...

BTW, I've got Humbrol gunmetal enamel under my fingernails today...

DoogsATX

joeviz:

There is nothing more alarming and disgusting than waking up with dirty fingernails.

 

I beg to differ.

We're potty training our son. Sometimes (okay, often...he's stubborn and we're tired) we let him sleep in the bed with us. One night I woke up to a splashing sound. In his sleep, he'd stood up, pulled his pull-up down, and started peeing on my pillow. With my head on it.

I'll take dirty fingernails any day...

VanceCrozier

DoogsATX wins. What, I don't know, but he wins...

I'm sure Manny can come up with something.

troublemaker66

 

LMAO! Hope you sleep with your mouth closed...YIKES! Reminds me of a story my Mom told me...Dad got "bombed" at the club and went to bed. He woke up later in the night and thought his sock drawer was the toilet! Couldn`t figure out why his socks were all wet the next day..lol.

 

LMAO!!!

Dude, that reminds me of story from back in USCG days.  We all filed up on deck for muster and found several turds on the flight deck.  Naturaly an investigation was launched in search of the pooper.  

The "rumor" was that after a night of liberty a fellow crew member had been clucking (like a chicken) naked around deck laying eggs.   I have no idea if this is true or not but.  HAHAHAHA  what an image.