Dissed by the funny papers II

Ah, yes.  The old test flight.  Happened more often than I care to remember. I see "Baby Blues" in our paper here.  Funny, and true.

Doug

This Friday's "Bays Blue": MODELS.

Darryl: Where’s our model airplane?
Hammie: I took it for a test flight.
Darryl: Is it ruined?
Hammie: No, no… just damaged a little.
[Box of rubbish, dregs, and fragments]
Darryl: We still have some glue left, right?

This Thursday's "Bays Blue": MODELS.

Darryl: Once the paint dries, we’ll start assembling the model!
Hammie: Uh-huh.
Darryl: Isn’t this fun, Hammie?
Hammie: Dad, we’re watch paint dry.
Darryl: Yeah, I’m having a great time, too.

This Wednesday's "Bays Blue": MODELS.

Wanda: I thought you and Hammie were building the model airplane.
Darryl: We are.
Wanda: Then where’s Hammie?
Darryl: He had to go somewhere.
Wanda: Let me guess back to the 21th Century?
Darryl: Am I the only one around here who appreciates craftmanship?

This Tuesday's "Bays Blue": MODELS.

Hammie: Okay. Let’s put this thing together.
Darryl: Whoa, Hammie! Whoa!
Darryl: First, we lay out all the pieces. Then we sand and paint everything. Then we glue.
Hammie: That’ll take forever!
Darryl: Rome wasn’t in a day, son.
Hammie: That’s probably because you were helping.

Poor Hammie.