John3M:
Well, a rather colorful mistake wouldn't you say? Don't get mad at this comment. When I was in my twenties(, ya, know, when we were supposedly smart as heck) I had a Can of A.M.T.Lacquer(Can was about three years old) Blow it's top while I was shaking it. Bright red lacquer all over myself and adjacent room!
I do know you had problems around yer mouth and eyes that day. Hope everything is alright now!