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This sucks!!!
Posted by roadkill_275 on Monday, June 28, 2004 11:33 PM
Went into the store today to buy the fixins for dinner, on the way to the front went by the toy section and lo and behold there is Monograms P-51D sitting on the shelf. Hesitatingly I reach up and pick it up, afraid what the price was going to be (The same store once had a Monogram Skyraider for 29.99!!) nearly went into shock when I saw it was only 5.99! I immeadiately bought it. Got it home and opened it up and there was NO instruction sheet. What a bummer. Now I have to call Monogram and see how much they are going to charge me for a replacement. Don't you just love those bittersweet moments?
Kevin M. Bodkins "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" American By Birth, Southern By the Grace of God! www.milavia.com Christian Modelers For McCain
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, June 28, 2004 11:35 PM
It happens to us all
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Posted by David Voss on Monday, June 28, 2004 11:39 PM
Think of it as a challenge...

Perhaps you could post (or modify this post) something like "Looking for 1/48 Monogram P-47D Razorback Instruction Sheet"? Question [?]
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Posted by roadkill_275 on Monday, June 28, 2004 11:45 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Lobbie

It happens to us all

Is this a common problem? This is the first one I ever bought with the factory wrap on it that was missing the instruction sheet. Missing pieces yes, but never the instruction sheet. Whatever happened to QA?

Dave, I was surprised to see you posting so late at night. Isn't it past your bedtime? While I love a challenge (I could probably do this as is) I like having the instructions handy so I don't miss anything. If anyone has one to donate, then please e-mail me. fishbedj@yahoo.com
Kevin M. Bodkins "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" American By Birth, Southern By the Grace of God! www.milavia.com Christian Modelers For McCain
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 12:05 AM
As we all know, if the price is "too good to be true". . . . .
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Posted by roadkill_275 on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 12:12 AM
Yes, but this was an unopened kit. You would think that quality control would catch something like this!
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 12:52 AM
WHAT DO YOU NEED AN INSTRUCTION SHEET FOR?....LOL
Realised caps lock was on....sorry......
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 3:25 AM
roadkill........have you been keeping touch with Dave's thread......."Because i'm a man"...............real men don't need nor do they ask for directionsEvil [}:)]
my experiences with Monogram in the past has been........ask and ye shall receive.....never been charged.......they used to have quite the PR department.......
good luck to yaCool [8D]

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Posted by leemitcheltree on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 5:56 AM
Roadkill,
Rik's right - I'd be a little surprised if they charged you for a set of instructions........just go to their website and use the links to order the instructions. See the link:
http://www.revell-monogram.com/broken/

Go to it, man. And good luck!!

Cheers, LeeTree
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Posted by upnorth on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 9:28 AM
That does suck.

I remember a couple of years back I picked up a Revell-Monogram 1/48 F-16 ADV kit for a steal of a price. Got it home and there were more than a couple of nasty surprizes.

Bad enough it was simply a reissue of the nightmarish Revell F-16 A kit from the early 80s with a couple of extra sprues for the updates, but it had an incompletely molded canopy, half an instruction sheet and water damaged decals!

I might have tried to get replacement stuff for it, but considering the ancient Revell lineage of most of the kit components and that much better can be got today, the kit hit my spares box in short order.
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Posted by wayne baker on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 10:16 AM
Is this the one with the exposed engine duct work underneath? If youdon't want to deal with Monogram, and you don't want to be a man about it, I'm pretty sure I have an extra copy.Evil [}:)]Smile [:)]Smile [:)]

 I may get so drunk, I have to crawl home. But dammit, I'll crawl like a Marine.

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Posted by scottrc on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 11:10 AM
Monogram kits have instructions? I thought that was just packing material with a bunch a writing on it written in French, oh wait, thats Heller, Monogram is in what I think is supposed to be English but looks more like DutchBig Smile [:D]

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Posted by rjkplasticmod on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 11:28 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by thyamis

WHAT DO YOU NEED AN INSTRUCTION SHEET FOR?....LOL


Instruction Sheet ?? We don't need no stinkin instruction sheets. We're Modelers !! Besides, most of us can't read anyway, but the pictures are nice Big Smile [:D] .
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Posted by seanrgb4 on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 1:24 PM
LOL no instuction sheet that sucks no wonder it was 5.99 , try guessing
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 1:31 PM
i paid full price for the dragon mistle (he 162+ ar 377) and it's missing the wings, tail, engine, landing gear, and the instructions for the 162 :(
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Posted by MusicCity on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 1:59 PM
Just pretend it's a scratch build project and you just happen to have all the parts you need Smile [:)]

Seriously, they should have caught that. No excuse for it.
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Posted by scottrc on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 3:43 PM
I once bought a Airfix kit that had two right fusalages and no left.Angry [:(!]

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Posted by David Voss on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 7:03 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by scottrc

I once bought a Airfix kit that had two right fusalages and no left.Angry [:(!]


If they were both the right ones, then what was the problem? Tongue [:P]Wink [;)]
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Posted by Dwight Ta-ala on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 7:55 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by David Voss

QUOTE: Originally posted by scottrc

I once bought a Airfix kit that had two right fusalages and no left.Angry [:(!]


If they were both the right ones, then what was the problem? Tongue [:P]Wink [;)]


Because two rights make it wrong.Big Smile [:D]

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Posted by roadkill_275 on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 8:38 PM
Dwight, I thought it was two rights makes it a left?. I spent two hours on the stinkin phone today trying to call Monogram. NO ANSWER. Wayne, yes its the one with the exposed duck under the engine, and yes I would love to take you up on the offer. My snail mail address is:

901 Sycamore st
Commerce, Tx
75428

I'm living with some friends right now because my trailer is nowhere near ready and probably never will be. I'm kinda in the market for a new house!!
Kevin M. Bodkins "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" American By Birth, Southern By the Grace of God! www.milavia.com Christian Modelers For McCain
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Posted by wayne baker on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 7:25 AM
I'll find it, and have it in the mail by the weekend.

 I may get so drunk, I have to crawl home. But dammit, I'll crawl like a Marine.

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Posted by roadkill_275 on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 1:39 PM
Cool! Thanks alot.
Kevin M. Bodkins "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" American By Birth, Southern By the Grace of God! www.milavia.com Christian Modelers For McCain
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Posted by Jim Barton on Thursday, July 1, 2004 1:57 PM
Instructions? That's easy: The propeller goes in front, the tail in the back and the wings on the side.Big Smile [:D]

Seriously, have you ever seen an instruction sheet that was "backwards?" A few years ago, my friend and I drove ourselves nuts trying to figure out how to assemble a toy tractor for his then-three-year-old son. We studied and studied the instruction sheet and we couldn't figure it out! At one point I said to him, "This is nuts! I can put together the most complicated model plane but I can't put together a kid's toy tractor?"

After a LONG time, it finally dawned on me that the instructions were for how to take the thing APART! The tractor came pre-assembled and it was meant to be taken APART (a reverse model kit? An anti-model kit?) so the kid could reassemble it! Once I figured it out, it was a pretty easy process to put that stupid tractor back together. Like I told my friend, "I'm a model builder! I'm used to putting things together, not taking them apart!"Smile [:)]

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Posted by wayne baker on Friday, July 2, 2004 7:18 AM
Kevin
They're going in the maiil box this morning.

 I may get so drunk, I have to crawl home. But dammit, I'll crawl like a Marine.

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Posted by roadkill_275 on Friday, July 2, 2004 12:33 PM
Once again, THANK YOU!!!!! I was about ready to rip the phone out of the wall and personally go to Monogram headquarters and shove it into a very delicate place, then I remembered that would cut my internet connection also. I kept track of the amount of time I was on the phone and I was just shy of 4 HOURS. Why do they even bother putting the number on the box?
Kevin M. Bodkins "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" American By Birth, Southern By the Grace of God! www.milavia.com Christian Modelers For McCain
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, July 2, 2004 12:49 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Dwight Ta-ala

QUOTE: Originally posted by David Voss

QUOTE: Originally posted by scottrc

I once bought a Airfix kit that had two right fusalages and no left.Angry [:(!]


If they were both the right ones, then what was the problem? Tongue [:P]Wink [;)]


Because two rights make it wrong.Big Smile [:D]

And three rights make a left!
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Posted by David Voss on Friday, July 2, 2004 2:44 PM
Two rights and a U-Turn get you back to center.
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 3, 2004 4:51 PM
never had that happen to me but being a P-51 i wouldn't think you would need instructions for as easy those are to put together, put one together and you never forget how to.
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Posted by roadkill_275 on Saturday, July 3, 2004 4:59 PM
What I really needed the instructions for was for the markings. Theres a lot there and it has a different paint scheme. BTW I'm doing Lt Welchs' Miss Marilyn II. I found one on the internet but the colours used weren't cited.
Kevin M. Bodkins "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" American By Birth, Southern By the Grace of God! www.milavia.com Christian Modelers For McCain
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Posted by dtraskos on Sunday, July 18, 2004 10:17 AM
Many places have the means of wrapping boxes that make you think it is a factory done wrap.
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