Oh look, the car I've been looking for since I was a kid!
Oh no another, MAMA a whole shelf full of the rest of the collection that I've been looking for.
You have to look at the price, my heart can't take it...
What... cheaper than Wally World!
What does it say on the box?
Parts guaranteed to fit, not like AMT models.
Woo Hoo... where's the checkbook?
Mama backup the car to the door, daddy's loading up.
"Get up, what are you going to sleep all day?"
"Did you finish your essay?"
"The kids missed the bus again, you take them this time."
"Did you fix my web site last night?"
"Did you research the info I asked you to do?"
"Did you fix my car?"
As I lay in bed half asleep, half awake, listening to the dreaded
sounds in the distance getting closer and louder, I realize... a fellow
modeler asked - "What DO modelers dream about?" Well I used to dream of
well endowed blondes in bikini's and sunny beaches. But now I'm just
stuck in this NIGHTMARE thank you very much.