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jwb
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Please learn from my lesson
Posted by jwb on Sunday, May 14, 2006 6:23 AM
Yesterday I sat quietly working at the kitchen tables on a kit. My wife asked me (sweetly) if I could put a hold on that while she mopped the floor. Not wanting to dissappoint her the day before Mothers Day (here in the US), I said "Sure darling, mop away. I'll just go take a nap."

So I come back in the kitchen an hour later. She's gone- headed off to the store. The floor- linoleum with lots of those little recessed lines- is coated in...... FUTURE.

What the heck? Covering a floor in Future?

So I get a little puzzled, then I realized she must've seen me using Future for my kits, and liked the way I did the panel lines.

Well since it was almost Mothers Day, and she had gone ot the trouble of laying down a nice coat of Future, I starting mixing up some wash. I was going to surprise her!

Not sure how much it would take, I mixed it up in a bucket. I used the end of the mop handle and a sock to lay it down on all the recessed lines in the floor.

After a quick dry, I pulled out a towel and began rubbing off the excess wash. I had the kitchen maybe 3/4 done- the most beautiful panel lines you ever seen ....

Then she came home.

Oh man...... was she gonna be excited.......

Or so I thought......

You ever try to do something nice for somebody and they just just don't appreciate it? Wow. Case in point here. Here I thought she WANTED panel lines in the kitchen. I mean, why else would you put Future down?

Anybody know a quick way to strip wash out of panel lines?

(Some parts of this tale of caution MAY not be true..... Wink [;)])

Jon Bius

AgapeModels.com- Modeling with a Higher purpose

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." ~ Jeremiah 29:11

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Posted by willuride on Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:10 AM
lol

On the bench Knoxville, TN:

1/48 Monogram F-4 Phantom "Black Bunny"  I wanted to relive the past....Never again

On the Bench Manchester, TN:

1/48 Revell F-18E 

 

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Posted by Dubau on Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:33 AM

Jon B.

   That made my day reading that, thanks

Bud

" You've experienced a set back, and without set backs and learning how to fix them you'll never make the leap from kit builder to modeler "
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Posted by Bgrigg on Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:33 AM
I can imagine the smoke streaks above the stove and toaster...

So long folks!

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Posted by Phil_H on Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:10 AM

Remember, just say NO to paint chipping on the walls, around door handles and light switches...

Resist the urge... Tongue [:P]

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Posted by Hippy-Ed on Sunday, May 14, 2006 12:06 PM
 Dubau wrote:

Jon B.

   That made my day reading that, thanks

Bud



Sign - Ditto [#ditto] Now where's the pix bro?!Mischief [:-,]Laugh [(-D]
If you lose your sense of humor, you've lost everything
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Posted by tigerman on Sunday, May 14, 2006 4:14 PM
 Phil_H wrote:

Remember, just say NO to paint chipping on the walls, around door handles and light switches...

Resist the urge... Tongue [:P]

Hilarious. Funny story. We had a joke about one of our Armor Forum friends decorating his newborn babies room with zimmerit. He was known as the zimmerit king. (For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, zimmerit was a paste made up of different ingrediants and applied to German tanks to prevent Russian magnetic mines from attaching to them).

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 Eric 

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Posted by Wulf on Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:20 PM
Man, you've got it bad dude! Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:27 PM

Laugh [(-D]

That was good I needed to read that....

note to self: Don't create recessed panel lines on the kitchen tile, better still hide the future!

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Posted by Hippy-Ed on Sunday, May 14, 2006 8:36 PM
 Wulf wrote:
Man, you've got it bad dude! Big Smile [:D]


that he doesThumbs Up [tup] Now I wish he'd post some pics for us ta seeSmile,Wink, & Grin [swg]
If you lose your sense of humor, you've lost everything
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Posted by upnorth on Monday, May 15, 2006 3:22 AM
Did you at least follow that up with rust streaks from the cabinet hinges?Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by berny13 on Monday, May 15, 2006 8:02 AM
I had to check the date on this one to see if it was April first.  Did she make you get on the floor with a tooth brush and clean out the "Panel Lines"?  Big Smile [:D]

Berny

 Phormer Phantom Phixer

On the bench

TF-102A Delta Dagger, 32nd FIS, 54-1370, 1/48 scale. Monogram Pro Modeler with C&H conversion.  

Revell F-4E Phantom II 33rd TFW, 58th TFS, 69-260, 1/32 scale. 

Tamiya F-4D Phantom II, 13th TFS, 66-8711, 1/32 scale.  F-4 Phantom Group Build. 

 

jwb
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Posted by jwb on Monday, May 15, 2006 9:01 AM
LOL...... glad this gave y'all a chuckle.

It just shows how modeling "infects" you. I swear, when she was putting the Future down (that part was real) I actually thought "Now that would be some cool panel lines."

I like all the other ideas for weathering!

Jon Bius

AgapeModels.com- Modeling with a Higher purpose

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." ~ Jeremiah 29:11

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Posted by RadMax8 on Monday, May 15, 2006 10:33 AM
Jon, you're goofy.
jwb
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Posted by jwb on Monday, May 15, 2006 11:01 AM
 RadMax8 wrote:
Jon, you're goofy.


Awww, man. I always wanted to be Pluto, or maybe Grumpy or Dopey. Big Smile [:D]

Jon Bius

AgapeModels.com- Modeling with a Higher purpose

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." ~ Jeremiah 29:11

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Posted by scottrc on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:18 AM
She could have sent you in to grout the bathroom.Smile [:)]

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Posted by jhande on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 8:57 AM
 scottrc wrote:
She could have sent you in to grout the bathroom.Smile [:)]


Shock [:O]

No, no, no...

Then it would look like mold and mildew !  Yuck [yuck]


-- Jim --
"Put the pedal down & shake the ground!"

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Posted by waikong on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 2:47 PM
Maybe she justed wanted a Burnt sienna wash, and you over did it with a black wash. LOL!
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 18, 2006 8:22 PM

I have a bad problem...

I once sanded down all of the seams on my roof....then rescribed them.

I bought a photoetched dashboard for my car.

My car's seatbelts are made of masking tape. (For some reason the cops aren't impressed with my superdetailing.)

I won't let my wife open boxes of candy because they're "factory sealed", and thus, more valuable.

My wife irons my shirts...then I drybrush them.

I use Federal Standard colors when ordering wall paint.

I filled the space between my front teeth with gap filling CA glue.

I once dumped a girl because she insisted Tamiya was an R & B recording artist.

 

 

 

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Posted by waikong on Friday, May 19, 2006 10:31 AM
LOL!!!!
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Posted by Ozmodiar on Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:05 PM
I don't understand how she could comment before you finished! You did not put down the decals!

“Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on”

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Posted by Hippy-Ed on Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:29 PM
 Jmcmenamin wrote:
I don't understand how she could comment before you finished! You did not put down the decals!



Shock [:O] didn't get the Decals down?!Dead [xx(]Banged Head [banghead] What was he thinking!?!?!Disapprove [V]
If you lose your sense of humor, you've lost everything
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Posted by DrewH on Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:19 PM

What ever we're smokin, should been drinkin' and what we've been drinkin should been

um....

hold on....

I'll get it..........Banged Head [banghead]

 

Take this plastic and model it!
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Posted by Hippy-Ed on Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:44 PM
 DrewH wrote:

What ever we're smokin, should been drinkin' and what we've been drinkin should been

um....

hold on....

I'll get it..........Banged Head [banghead]

 



LoL...
If you lose your sense of humor, you've lost everything
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Posted by Hippy-Ed on Friday, June 2, 2006 5:07 PM
Well, I just had something funny happen & thought I'd add it here as it is kinda similar... I was doing one of my odd jobs today, sweeping up around a business & while working the broom I got to thinking about panel lines while getting the dirt outta the cracks & such. As I moved the dirt down the seam, I decide to backfill it and several people were standing around & asked what are you doing? To their astonishment I merely replied " trying to higlight the panel lines & I didn't like the way it was urning out so, I'm redoing them!"Big Smile [:D] the looks I got were hilarious & one guy started laughin' & shaking his head as he Knew what I was referring to.  Come to find out this guy works on RC cars  planes. Man, what a fun dayTongue [:P]
If you lose your sense of humor, you've lost everything
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