This was inspired by one of the fellows over on Britmodeller, who goes by the name of Angels49. I just tweaked it a bit.. the credit goes to him.
The Xmas Reminder
As you go out finding gifts today
with few other things to do,
There are some things you cannot miss
A brush, some paint, some glue.
The clerk is there to help you buy
More things you do not need,
If you persist and go ahead
Its naught but open greed
You've laid on plenty kits enough
To keep you busy years,
But should another come along
Your greed will rear, I fear!
You may not want to buy a kit
(Well, maybe not a plane),
So, let your judgment rule the day
And let's not go insane.
Be mindful of these helpful words
And a last one not in vain...
Remember, you, who go ahead
Risk SWMBO's** wrath again.
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**SWMBO: Acronym for She Who Must Be Obeyed.... your wife!
Thanks, again, Angels49 and Merry Christmas to All!