Yowza,, a beat-down for sure,, although, manners do go a long way, agreed. A please and thank you go a long way, MasterModeler....
I concur with rudedog,,, there are many ways to get results. Fine gravel is lurking all around you (roadsides, creek beds, gardens, etc.). Grab a strainer or some fine screening and sift away. Ash is easy too... fireplace, grills, cigars, etc.
Good luck with the search