All that needs is Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!
(For those of you who grew up outside of southern California, Cal Worthington was a used-car dealer who advertised HEAVILY on local television not just for years but for decades. His screaming at the top of his lungs would compete with the overly loud banjo music and singers hollering "GO SEE CAL GO SEE CAL GO SEE CAL!" to see which would be the most obnoxious and make you want to hurl a hammer through the TV screen. But Cal was always most famous for his dog Spot, which would always be an elephant, a horse, a monkey, a kangaroo...anything but a dog.)