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Creative Captions...
Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Saturday, January 10, 2004 5:50 PM
This has been done in several other parts of the FSM Forum and may have been done here in the past, but I don't recall.

Anyhoo, let's have your best shot at a caption for this photo. No prizes, unfortunately, just a good laugh, hopefully!




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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 6:23 PM
The Border Patrol is playing for keeps.
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Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Saturday, January 10, 2004 6:29 PM
LMAO!! That's dang good, Pix.


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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 6:31 PM
The creaters of demilition derby wanted to try something new
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  • From: Niagara Falls NY
Posted by Butz on Saturday, January 10, 2004 7:44 PM
Hey Steve,

Dropped something...followed by, I'll get itTongue [:P]
I thought you said this thing had brakes..!!
The person in the orangeish yellow shirt... I can see my house from here
Light blue pickup for sale, slight damage to the front.
Now WHERE did that truck come fromBanged Head [banghead]
I had one more payment on that truck and it would have been mine..!!
I guess you could say that my truck is a"plane" magnet
Thats the fourth propeller todayAngry [:(!]Tongue [:P]
Yeeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaa..........!!!
Hey Pa, why are those guys jumping?
I knew I should have stayed in bed this morning

Flaps up, Mike

  If you would listen to everybody about the inaccuracies, most of the kits on your shelf would not have been built Too Close For Guns, Switching To Finger

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Posted by Bones-coa on Saturday, January 10, 2004 8:12 PM
Hey, hold my beer and watch this!!
Dana F On the bench: Tamiya DO335B-2 with LOTS of Aires stuff (On Hold) Trumpeter A-10 with LOTS and LOTS of aftermarket goodies! (On Hold) Tamiya 240ZG (In work)
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 8:34 PM
They were supposed to be delivering the weed, not smoking it.
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Posted by Butz on Saturday, January 10, 2004 8:35 PM

That'll teach ya to go messin with my daughters.

Flaps up, Mike

  If you would listen to everybody about the inaccuracies, most of the kits on your shelf would not have been built Too Close For Guns, Switching To Finger

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Posted by Butz on Saturday, January 10, 2004 8:36 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Bones-coa

Hey, hold my beer and watch this!!


DUDE you rock..!!! You did not spill my beerTongue [:P]

Flaps up, Mike

  If you would listen to everybody about the inaccuracies, most of the kits on your shelf would not have been built Too Close For Guns, Switching To Finger

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 10:14 PM
Yeah, I did this on flight sim, so, where's the reset button?
OR
The insurance guy will never believe this...
OR
An early test by Cessna of their new in-cockpit airbags
Pete
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Posted by M1abramsRules on Saturday, January 10, 2004 10:15 PM
I thought airport security wasn't going to park their vehicles on the strip anymore!!!!!

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 10:25 PM
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Posted by tweety1 on Saturday, January 10, 2004 10:38 PM
I KNEW 'FREE PARKING' SOUNDED TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!!!
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Hey Dave, I found a penny!
OR
Bags checking the ashtray for coins!!!!!!!!!
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New ad campaign to prevent drink driving!

OK, thats it, I'm dry.

OOOP, 1 more.

***CRASH TEST DUMMIES LEARN TO RUN***
News at eleven!
--Sean-- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights, what happens???
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Posted by 72cuda on Saturday, January 10, 2004 10:51 PM
1.)Dude next time we need more altitude when we do Loops to show off to Billy Joe Jim Bob's sister
2.) I think the Mail Express is taking the Keep On Trucking tooo seriousily
3.) heard of those Car/Boats but this is gettin outta hand Flying Trash Truck?

84 of 795 1/72 Aircraft Competed for Lackland's Airman Heritage Museum

Was a Hawg Jet Fixer, now I'm a FRED Fixer   

 'Cuda

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 11:05 PM
The vallet said he knew how to park a plane!
OR
This is the new parallel parking section of the pilot license test.
OR
Attention: Cheap Grand Canyon air tours, booking now.

Pixilater, you crack me up!Bow [bow]Laugh [(-D]
Thanks for the good idea Blackwolf...we need to do one of these a week!Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by caine on Saturday, January 10, 2004 11:08 PM
"Was that clearance to land on Runway 27 or County Road 27?"

"Stupid drivers on their cell phones..."

How to conduct a traffic stop in areas where speed is check by aircraft

"Perhaps we need a longer runway..."

"Where is the break pedal in this thing?"

"So, why do we use flaps again?"
http://www.shockwavephoto.com
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 11:38 PM
Pete woke up from his nap with the police knocking on the window, and the Auto-pilot no where to be seen.
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Cheech and Chong's new movie..."Still Flying...oops!"
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, January 10, 2004 11:42 PM
Rental Cessna -- $450.00 an hour

Cool aviator shades -- $52.00

Leather bomber jacket -- $259.00

Knowing how to fly -- Priceless!
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Posted by tweety1 on Sunday, January 11, 2004 1:20 AM
Just when you think Al Qaeda couldnt stoop any lower
--Sean-- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights, what happens???
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Posted by shrikes on Sunday, January 11, 2004 1:37 AM
Caution: Percussive maintenance ongoing.
Blackadder: This plan's as cunning as a fox that used to be Professor of cunning at Oxford University but has now moved on and is working with the U.N at the high commission of cunning planning
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Posted by caine on Sunday, January 11, 2004 1:49 AM
Remember, a good landing is one you can walk away from... a great landing is one from which you can use the plane again!
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Posted by Bones-coa on Sunday, January 11, 2004 9:29 AM
Headline: US Border Patrol Testing Use of Janpenese Suicide Techniques
Dana F On the bench: Tamiya DO335B-2 with LOTS of Aires stuff (On Hold) Trumpeter A-10 with LOTS and LOTS of aftermarket goodies! (On Hold) Tamiya 240ZG (In work)
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  • From: Canada / Czech Republic
Posted by upnorth on Sunday, January 11, 2004 1:42 PM
1. Proposed Cessna 172 VTOL still has some bugs to work out before full production can begin.

2. A-10 Hawg Drivers: Eat your heart out!!!
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2004 3:48 PM
This is the reason you don't let your friends fly

One reason why they never mass produce real life size RC planes...
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2004 4:34 PM
- Cessna declares after extensive testing that the new design of nose gear is a no-no

- Bill and Timmy are seen here jumping for joy after their entry had been declared winner in the local 'Best hood ornament' competition

- And you thought red-necks just strapped dear to their hoods..
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Posted by TANGO 1 on Sunday, January 11, 2004 4:48 PM
Staff at Area 51 finally snap and set heat seeking UAV's upon unsuspecting UFO spotters..............

Geez! these guys will find you anywhere to repossess your car nowadays!



Regards, Darren. C.A.G. FAA/USNFAW GB
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2004 7:52 PM
I heard them talking about taking the war on drugs to the suppliers, but this is a little much dont you think.Tongue [:P]Tongue [:P]
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, January 18, 2004 7:41 PM
The Air Force ran out of Hellfire missiles for their drones in Afghanistan?
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