Creative Captions... again

BlackWolf3945

Member since
December 2002
From: Pominville, NY

Creative Captions... again

Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Sunday, January 25, 2004 11:47 PM

Okay, I've been getting a few requests for more of this stuff. I only posted that last one on a whim 'cuz I happened to come across that image and it was a natural.

Anyhoo, I'm now actively searching for these kinda images just so ya'll can have some fun...

It dawned on me that I hadn't even had a whirl at the last one, so here goes.

"oops" (obvious choice)

"Phew! That was close Hank, they missed us. *pause* Hank?"

And, finally...

"Geez. All I said was 'Watch this'..."

This last was taken from an old bit:

What are the two words the GIB least likes to hear from the GIF?

"Watch this!"

What are the next two words the GIB least likes to hear from the GIF?

"OH SH**!!!"

Fade to Black...

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Anthony

Member since
February 2003

Posted by Anthony on Monday, January 26, 2004 12:16 AM

Come test fly the latest F-14G Tomcat Covertible. Available in the nearest Grumman dealer near you. Back seat driver excluded.

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 26, 2004 12:44 AM

Mechanic to Pilot "Ohhhhh, that's where all of that extra hardware was supposed to go..."

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Butz

Member since
February 2003
From: Niagara Falls NY

Posted by Butz on Monday, January 26, 2004 12:50 AM

Hey all,
Look ma!! NO top?
When the selling of Grumman a/c go down, they bring out a NEW model.
What ever you do, do not touch the..................did you hear something???????
BOY, the AC on this thing works great!!
One sign that the GIF ate to many beans before the flight Tongue [:P]

I told ya once, I told ya twice, NO back seat driving but NO..!!

Flaps up, Mike

If you would listen to everybody about the inaccuracies, most of the kits on your shelf would not have been built Too Close For Guns, Switching To Finger

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obiwan

Member since
May 2003
From: Malaysia

Posted by obiwan on Monday, January 26, 2004 3:50 AM

Dang , its starting to rain....where's my umbrella?

What baby wants baby gets

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dkmacin

Member since
January 2003
From: Upper left side of the lower Penninsula of Mich

Posted by dkmacin on Monday, January 26, 2004 5:34 AM

*Sound of huricane force winds* What? Say again? What the hells wrong with this thing? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!?

Don

I know it's only rock and roll, but I like it.

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sharkbait

Member since
October 2003
From: Canada

Posted by sharkbait on Monday, January 26, 2004 6:19 AM

A) I told you not to have the beans for lunch Bob ...... Bob........

B) 2 _ Lead _ Did you see where my RIO went? I think I lost him during that last outside loop.

C) Says right in the manual " Do not open canopy above 400 Kts IAS" But Noooo he has to get some fresh air.

D) "So that's what that button does!!!"

You have never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3!

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obiwan

Member since
May 2003
From: Malaysia

Posted by obiwan on Monday, January 26, 2004 6:41 AM

Modeller: where's that canopy part?

What baby wants baby gets

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qmiester

Member since
May 2003
From: Central USA

Posted by qmiester on Monday, January 26, 2004 6:42 AM

Oops! - My insurance agent is going to be sooooo pissed!

Quincy

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allan

Member since
June 2003
From: Cavite, Philippines

Posted by allan on Monday, January 26, 2004 7:54 AM

1. I know you said it was hot in the cockpit but this is ridiculous!

2. Wingman: So thats what you meant when you said you needed some "top cover."

3. RIO to Pilot: Oh yeah? You wanna buzz the tower again? Fine! Be that way.

4. Ground crew: The canopy? I sent it back to Revell for a replacement part. You see it had this huge scratch ...

No bucks, no Buck Rogers

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shrikes

Member since
November 2003
From: Manila, Philippines

Posted by shrikes on Monday, January 26, 2004 2:33 PM

*grumbling* " ...Damn backseat drivers... That'll learn 'ya!"

What really happened to Goose in Top Gun....

"Darling, could you close the window, it's letting in a draft. Darling? Are you still there?"

Flight attendant: "Please ensure that all radios, beepers, cellular phones or other electronic devices are switched off... or else! "

"Phew! And i thought we lost something important! Bobby? Bobby???"

*In Darth Vader Voice* "I find your lack of canopy... distrubing."

Smile,Wink, & Grin [swg]

Blackadder: This plan's as cunning as a fox that used to be Professor of cunning at Oxford University but has now moved on and is working with the U.N at the high commission of cunning planning

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philp

Member since
December 2002
From: USA

Posted by philp on Monday, January 26, 2004 2:43 PM

Here, hold my beer and watch this...

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wayne baker

Member since
February 2003
From: Medina, Ohio

Posted by wayne baker on Monday, January 26, 2004 2:44 PM

Other than that, Lt., how was the ride?

I may get so drunk, I have to crawl home. But dammit, I'll crawl like a Marine.

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markuz226

Member since
January 2003
From: Everett

Posted by markuz226 on Monday, January 26, 2004 2:44 PM

"Modelers would do anything to find excuses for missing kit parts."

"Now let's try the supersonic regime..."

"I said no smoking!"

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 26, 2004 2:46 PM

QUOTE: Originally posted by allan

2. Wingman: So thats what you meant when you said you needed some "top cover."

Okay, that's my favorite!

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upnorth

Member since
December 2002
From: Canada / Czech Republic

Posted by upnorth on Monday, January 26, 2004 4:43 PM

"Those WWI pilots had it right, NOTHING beats the exhilaration of open cockpit flying!"

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 26, 2004 5:59 PM

That's the last time I get anything marked "as is" off of Ebay without a picture!

One more payment and I can go pick up the title... and the canopy.

Thanks blackwolf!!!!

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paulnchamp

Member since
January 2003
From: Warwick, RI

Posted by paulnchamp on Monday, January 26, 2004 7:48 PM

Pilot to RIO: "Do you feel a draft? Hello? Hello?"

Paul "A man's GOT to know his limitations."

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fightnjoe

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September 2011

Posted by fightnjoe on Monday, January 26, 2004 7:51 PM

fantastic, true humor. more please......

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maddafinga

Member since
March 2003
From: Broken Arrow, Oklahoma

Posted by maddafinga on Monday, January 26, 2004 8:28 PM

"'Bout time they starting making this thing in a roadster."

Madda Trifles make perfection, but perfection is no trifle. -- Leonardo Da Vinci Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm.--maddafinga

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mkee

Member since
December 2003

Posted by mkee on Monday, January 26, 2004 9:58 PM

This whole thread is living proof as to why they say to have lots of ventilation when using glue and paints for modeling.I think that I should open another window because I really enjoyed it.
So here's mine,
"I know I got a little low on that dive Captain but do I get my wings?.......................Captain?

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 26, 2004 10:08 PM

GIF to GIB..."If you don't like the way I fly, get out and walk....did you hear me? HELLO!?!"

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Anonymous

Member since
November 2005

Posted by Anonymous on Monday, January 26, 2004 10:12 PM

Heres one of mine -- Rio "............................"

#&!*@ I told him not play with the red lever

"Stupid photoshoppers making an (donkey) of me."

"When I say "break away" I'm not talking to the idiot behind me!"