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Creative Captions... Four
Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 2:27 AM


This enlarge-failure thing is getting kinda old... GRRRRRR.....

Here's the link to the full size image.


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Posted by nkm1416@info.com.ph on Thursday, February 19, 2004 2:48 AM
Farmer: Blasted flyboy! I need to plow the field not dig craters.
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Posted by shrikes on Thursday, February 19, 2004 3:40 AM
Hey, bobby! Call the airbase and tell 'em that chester's gone and done it again!

The RAF attempted to launch BAE lightnings vertically from farm fields in the mid-60s with little succcess. The Harrier was developed in direct resopnse to this picture.

*Darth Vader voice* I find your lack of piloting skill disturbing

How dorothy REALLY arrived in Oz.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 4:39 AM
The farmer is actually a hypnotist:

"Woooo, you are in a Ju87..."
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Posted by Buddho on Thursday, February 19, 2004 4:46 AM
Heard by farmer Brown..."Bombs away!"

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Posted by Keyworth on Thursday, February 19, 2004 5:28 AM
Damned artificial horizon!!!!!!
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 6:19 AM
All right who switched the flight controls??????????Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by J-Hulk on Thursday, February 19, 2004 7:15 AM
The RAF gets in a little early "planting" this year...
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Posted by wayne baker on Thursday, February 19, 2004 7:31 AM
Jeez, that's the fourth one this week!

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Posted by KJ200 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 7:34 AM
The Lightning's collision course radar had a habit of acquiring tractors!

Headline: Farmer hit on head with RC jet.

That last landing bounce proved one too much!

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Posted by scottrc on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:01 AM
How the term "bought the farm" came about.

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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:06 AM
D'OH!!!!

Look, no hands!

Artist's conception of the effect of Y2K on RAF jets.

This is why you don't play "Chinese fire-drill" in a jet.



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Posted by eagle334 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:08 AM
Well, at least he put the gear down so the jet will land ok.
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Posted by cassibill on Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:24 AM
That wasn't what i had in mind when I asked to drive some post for me.

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Posted by styrene on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:06 AM
Must be a big tornado this time, Dorothy. Even the jets are blowing away.

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Posted by wibhi2 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:06 AM
"Dang boy and his blasted shot-gun"

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Posted by M1abramsRules on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:37 AM
NOOO!!!!!! I said AIRSEEDER, not AIRPLANE!!!!
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Posted by fightnjoe on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:44 AM
sylvester: "tweety pull the airbrake"

tweety: "i did, i did, i did pull the airbrake."

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Posted by obiwan on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:52 AM
Hmmm looks like the kamikaze guy just lost his nerve
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Posted by Jeff Herne on Thursday, February 19, 2004 10:58 AM
How can YOU own your very own Lightning???

Simple!!! Buy an acre of land Sussex, you'll get one eventually!!!

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Posted by wayne baker on Thursday, February 19, 2004 11:07 AM
I thought I paid for a larger area to be sprayed.

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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 11:16 AM
Damn ,I just started that new barn, now this one's goin' to be struck by lightning too.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 11:48 AM
Pilot: I told you I could land on the worlds shortest runway!
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 12:02 PM
Blast it!...... Ma is ringing that damn dinner bell again.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 1:45 PM
Farmer's Son: "He look Pop, my RC plane has an ejection seat!"

Dang planes, now my neck is stuck.
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Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 1:58 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by scottrc

How the term "bought the farm" came about.


THIS is the winner so far!!! LMAO


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Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 2:00 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by eagle334

Well, at least he put the gear down so the jet will land ok.


I wonder if anyone else gets that one, Wayne?


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Posted by wayne baker on Thursday, February 19, 2004 2:29 PM
As with the farmer in the picture, I think it's over my head.

 I may get so drunk, I have to crawl home. But dammit, I'll crawl like a Marine.

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Posted by BlackWolf3945 on Thursday, February 19, 2004 2:45 PM
This may explain...

The Six That Wouldn't Die

Forgot to add that this F-106 is now at the USAFM in Dayton.


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Posted by wayne baker on Thursday, February 19, 2004 3:12 PM
Seems like I've heard another story or two similar to that one.

 I may get so drunk, I have to crawl home. But dammit, I'll crawl like a Marine.

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