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Creative Captions... February 25th, '04

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Posted by Keyworth on Friday, March 5, 2004 8:15 PM
I've GOT to have the altimeter fixed!
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Posted by scottrc on Friday, March 5, 2004 2:05 PM
NTSB Identification: DDB04LA040 . The docket is stored in the (offline) NTSB Imaging System.
14 CFR Part 91: General Aviation
Accident occurred Monday, January 01, 2004, Lake Winnabeagle, Minnesota
Probable Cause Approval Date: 3/20/2004
Aircraft: Cessna 172C, registration: N1288D
Injuries: 2 Uninjured.
Conditions: IFR

The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows:

Float planes, although designed for lakes, should not be commited to landing when the lake is frozen.
Floatplanes should only be flown by pilots with the type rating.
The student rated pilot continued VFR flight into instrument meteorological conditions (IMC), and his failure to maintain sufficient altitude and/or clearance from terrain resulted in mishap. Factors relating to the accident were: darkness, low ceiling, a French Canadian, and snow.

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Posted by Jim Barton on Friday, March 5, 2004 12:43 PM
"Hey, look at the bright side: We could be in Phoenix, Arizona in July when it's 115 degrees!"

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 27, 2004 1:24 PM
I was dreaming that i was a snowplow and realized it wasnt a dream!!!!Shock [:O]Shock [:O]Shock [:O]
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 27, 2004 1:07 PM
I suppose it could be worse.. It could've been raining.
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Posted by r13b20 on Friday, February 27, 2004 1:01 PM
shore is a lot of moisture in the air today!
hey! its the "sea view"!
no I don't really need my drink, "on the rocks".
who's the drip now?!
wouldn't the fire extinguisher have worked better?
Oh, the weather outside is frightful.....
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Posted by qmiester on Friday, February 27, 2004 7:46 AM
Line boy to airport manager: "I keep telling you that we've got to do something about the potholes, but do you do anything? Noooooooo!"
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Posted by Dwight Ta-ala on Friday, February 27, 2004 12:56 AM
Snow cones...anyone?

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Posted by nkm1416@info.com.ph on Friday, February 27, 2004 12:50 AM
Co-Pilot to Pilot: I told ya it wont work. You cant de-ice runway with wing de-ice boots."
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Posted by eagle334 on Thursday, February 26, 2004 4:17 PM
And here we have a Beaver in it's natural habitat building a dam for a home.

"We don't need the pontoons he says, we'll be OK on the wheels he says. Well YOU explain the salmon in the cockpit to the airplane rental guy !!!"
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Posted by ChrisJH666 on Thursday, February 26, 2004 3:58 PM
Tests on the new Cessna Ostrich revealed an unexpected side effect...........

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Posted by philp on Thursday, February 26, 2004 3:09 PM
I still think this one applies...
"Here, hold my beer and watch this!"
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 26, 2004 2:37 PM
Trust me this is the way home.................................................wait I should have gone the other way. Oh well to late. Call someone to get us out and hurry.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 26, 2004 12:29 PM
Pontoons? What pontoons?
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 26, 2004 12:14 PM
The deicing system is for the wings, you idiot, not the tires.
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Posted by wibhi2 on Thursday, February 26, 2004 11:58 AM
Can we say "Snow Plow"? Good, I knew ya could.
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 26, 2004 11:57 AM
Huh.....American Eagle 253, Tower.......I take it that this is not the runway??
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Posted by roadkill_275 on Thursday, February 26, 2004 11:52 AM
Honest this short cut will save us ten minutes, OOPS!!!
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Posted by roadkill_275 on Thursday, February 26, 2004 11:48 AM
He did say take a left at the end of the runway didn't he?

Honest honey, the terminal is here somewhere.

The potholes here seem to have gotten worse.
Kevin M. Bodkins "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" American By Birth, Southern By the Grace of God! www.milavia.com Christian Modelers For McCain
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 26, 2004 11:27 AM
This will be the best snow angel ever!
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Posted by 72cuda on Thursday, February 26, 2004 8:15 AM
And I thought the clouds where a little thick in this region

And this was the reason Ralph refuses to FLY FISH

now I know how Eagles find their prey

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Posted by roadkill_275 on Thursday, February 26, 2004 2:00 AM
I told you to use Desenex

The Moronians test their new stealth hangar

I thought you said this thing would float?
Kevin M. Bodkins "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" American By Birth, Southern By the Grace of God! www.milavia.com Christian Modelers For McCain
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 26, 2004 1:48 AM
"I think the Wing De-Ice is inop" said the observant Co-Pilot
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:54 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by fightnjoe

pilot to copilot: not a word, not a single word.


joe


Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]Laugh [(-D]
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Posted by fightnjoe on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:50 AM
pilot to copilot: not a word, not a single word.


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Posted by jimz66 on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:44 AM
One Ping Presily, One Ping only.

Thats from Red October, I don't think I have the fellows name right though.
Phantoms rule the skies!!!
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:40 AM
..periscope depth.. Aye aye skipper.. PIIIINGGGGG
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Posted by styrene on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:37 AM
QUOTE: "Mmmmfffmmfmfmmmmfffmmmfff!!!"



ROTFL! Laugh [(-D] That's a good one, Brian.

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 8:59 AM
Trust me... this is my favorite ice fishing spot... the ice has ALWAYS held before.

Man, it's really getting dark earlier this time of year isn't it?

The Acme Co. starts cold weather tests of it's new, and improved.... Aerosub.
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