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I KNOW it's a hideous affront to the Modeling Gods...but I LOVE IT anyway.

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I KNOW it's a hideous affront to the Modeling Gods...but I LOVE IT anyway.
Posted by gregbale on Sunday, August 26, 2018 10:26 AM

 

I was given the ancient and execrable Lindberg F-94C Starfire as a gift from an enthusiastically-well-meaning younger relative..."because it looked cool."

After I got over my gagging horror, I realized the young enthusiast was right: it did look cool. Despite its grossly misshapen semi-resemblance to the 'real thing,' it did capture much of the comic-book 'Sky Pirates' look of that early period of jet aviation.

I decided to build it using my lifelong rule for those kits built largely as 'horse hockey' projects: add whatever may help...but take nothing away. So I added a True Details T-33 cockpit set I happened to have in the bin...and a few styrene scraps to blank off the 'see-through' tunnel-openings where intake splitter plates and any semblance of an engine should have been. No need to worry about landing gear wells, since there weren't any---just vaguely-scribed outlines indicating where they would likely have been, if Lockheed had remembered to install them. That's why we learn to paint inside the lines....

Last innovation was to scrap the unimaginative kit decal scheme for an entirely 'made up' one more suitable to the 'Sky Pirates' mystique. I started adding color bands and stars from stock and decal spares---and the kit-supplied, grossly-oversized national markings---until I had something suitably jaunty-looking.

The irony, of course, is that as awful a replica of the prototype as it is---'50s dime-store model-design, at its worst...I actually have fallen in love with it. Like a stupid but always-happy child, it makes me smile every time I look at it...probably because it brings back something of the innocently-uninformed joy of slapping those pocket-money kits together 'back in the day,' just to 'zoom' them around the living room or the back yard.

Feel free to kick it to the curb, enjoy or ignore it completely, as you see fit. It was great fun to do.

 

Greg

George Lewis:

"Every time you correct me on my grammar I love you a little fewer."
 
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Posted by DRUMS01 on Sunday, August 26, 2018 10:53 AM

Nice Greg... I totally understand and share your joy in some of those old kits. There is no fastedious, insane, and nerve racking contest build involved. This is a build for the simple enjoyment of the hobby, and sometimes when building those kind of kits we find part of ourselves that we lost as a child. 

And accurate mold or not, your building skills are evident... it looks neat, I like it!

Ben

"Everyones the normal until you get to know them" (Unknown)

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Posted by Tojo72 on Sunday, August 26, 2018 11:38 AM
Doesnt matter,really looks great.

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Posted by jeaton01 on Sunday, August 26, 2018 12:56 PM

Looks like fun.  Enter it in a contest as a flight of fancy, you'll probably win.

John

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Posted by fotofrank on Sunday, August 26, 2018 1:31 PM

Well, I think it looks just dandy! Greg, you did a terrific job on a less than ideal kit. It's builds like that one that keep the fun in our hobby. Your made-up color scheme fits the period the build represents just fine. Well done. I've been on the look out for the old Aurora P-51H for the same reason. Not a great kit but a fun build. I really like the finished model.

OK. In the stash: Way too much to build in one lifetime...

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Posted by gregbale on Sunday, August 26, 2018 2:07 PM

Thanks, Gents, for your kind words.

These old sub-par kits are great as 'get the juices flowing' projects. Almost any love you show them is nothing but an improvement...and if something does go badly awry, you're only out 'fast food' money rather than the 'steak and champagne' level of today's vastly superior but dearer kits.

Greg

George Lewis:

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Posted by kensar on Sunday, August 26, 2018 4:18 PM

I'm sure you'll hear 'you built that from THAT kit?!'

(If you show it to anyone else).

 

Kensar

 

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Posted by Phil_H on Sunday, August 26, 2018 5:31 PM

Nicely done, despite its shortcomings.

It looks like it would be at home in Disney's "Planes" Smile

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Posted by stikpusher on Sunday, August 26, 2018 5:45 PM

That looks damn good! It may be lacking features in the original kit, but you did all you could with what is in the box. Above and beyond the call of duty. A little imagination, skill, and scratch work went a very long way here! Thanks for reminding us what modeling is really about, having fun!

 

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Posted by gregbale on Sunday, August 26, 2018 6:45 PM

Phil_H
It looks like it would be at home in Disney's "Planes" Smile

Funny you should mention that. Its long bulbous schnozz reminded me of a leering shark in the old Tom & Jerry cartoons. It nearly got eyes and a grinning shark's mouth---which I'm pretty sure the original F-94s never got! Wink

Greg

George Lewis:

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Posted by Real G on Sunday, August 26, 2018 7:14 PM

Not an affront to modeling at all.  You have achieved the Zen of Modeling.

When you understand that fun and enjoyment are the reasons you build, you realize that rivet counting, back biting, “it must be 100% accurate or it’s an unbuildable egg-plane“ absolutists are forever unhappy.  Their egos tell them they live fulfilling lives, but it is nothing but self-delusion masquerading as self importance.

That might sound like mumbo-jumbo spewing from The Sphinx in “Mystey Men”, but it is an honest observation of mine.

”If you are a rivet counter, you will only forever count rivets.”

BTW your F-94 turned out great!

“Ya ya ya, unicorn papoi!”

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Posted by ikar01 on Sunday, August 26, 2018 7:49 PM

You did real well on that old kit.  I'd like to find a XF-91 and do that well.

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Posted by jeaton01 on Sunday, August 26, 2018 8:50 PM

Ha ha, it's not a C, but....

 

John

To see build logs for my models:  http://goldeneramodel.com/mymodels/mymodels.html

 

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Posted by gregbale on Sunday, August 26, 2018 9:35 PM

jeaton01

Ha ha, it's not a C, but....

 

 

I stand happily corrected!

(And that's exactly the toothy grin I had in mind! It strikes me that I might have seen that photo...and then forgotten it. Happens a lot these days....Sad)

Thanks, John!

Greg

George Lewis:

"Every time you correct me on my grammar I love you a little fewer."
 
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Posted by GAF on Sunday, August 26, 2018 10:19 PM

What a marvelous work, Greg!

"Whom gods would destroy, they first make build a Lindberg kit!"  Big Smile

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Posted by 1943Mike on Sunday, August 26, 2018 10:35 PM

I think you did a wonderful job. It looks a lot better than the box art .. for sure. And, as others have mentioned, your model building skills are on display in spades.

Mike

"Le temps est un grand maître, mais malheureusement, il tue tous ses élèves."

Hector Berlioz

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Posted by tempestjohnny on Monday, August 27, 2018 3:00 AM
Your skills turned that sows ear into something great. Be proud man that looks cool

 

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Posted by Greg on Monday, August 27, 2018 11:07 AM

Good work and a great post, Greg. Yes

I'm glad to see it (your post) so enthusiastically recieved, too. A bit of light-heartedness and dare I say fun is, well......, that's what I'm here for.

 

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Posted by gregbale on Monday, August 27, 2018 11:22 AM

Greg
I'm glad to see it (your post) so enthusiastically recieved, too. A bit of light-heartedness and dare I say fun is, well......, that's what I'm here for.

Me, too...and me, too!

Greg

George Lewis:

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Posted by Gamera on Monday, August 27, 2018 11:30 AM

Well, by the rule of cool- aka coolness trumps everything else- you win!

 

Very, very cool model Cool

"I dream in fire but work in clay." -Arthur Machen

 

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Posted by captfue on Monday, August 27, 2018 11:33 AM

Sometimes It's nice to build something that reminds us "this is suppose to be fun!". I enjoyed your post, great work.

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