I KNOW it's a hideous affront to the Modeling Gods...but I LOVE IT anyway.
I was given the ancient and execrable Lindberg F-94C Starfire as a gift from an enthusiastically-well-meaning younger relative..."because it looked cool."
After I got over my gagging horror, I realized the young enthusiast was right: it did look cool. Despite its grossly misshapen semi-resemblance to the 'real thing,' it did capture much of the comic-book 'Sky Pirates' look of that early period of jet aviation.
I decided to build it using my lifelong rule for those kits built largely as 'horse hockey' projects: add whatever may help...but take nothing away. So I added a True Details T-33 cockpit set I happened to have in the bin...and a few styrene scraps to blank off the 'see-through' tunnel-openings where intake splitter plates and any semblance of an engine should have been. No need to worry about landing gear wells, since there weren't any---just vaguely-scribed outlines indicating where they would likely have been, if Lockheed had remembered to install them. That's why we learn to paint inside the lines....
Last innovation was to scrap the unimaginative kit decal scheme for an entirely 'made up' one more suitable to the 'Sky Pirates' mystique. I started adding color bands and stars from stock and decal spares---and the kit-supplied, grossly-oversized national markings---until I had something suitably jaunty-looking.
The irony, of course, is that as awful a replica of the prototype as it is---'50s dime-store model-design, at its worst...I actually have fallen in love with it. Like a stupid but always-happy child, it makes me smile every time I look at it...probably because it brings back something of the innocently-uninformed joy of slapping those pocket-money kits together 'back in the day,' just to 'zoom' them around the living room or the back yard.
Feel free to kick it to the curb, enjoy or ignore it completely, as you see fit. It was great fun to do.